Drink Quotes Shorts

Description: Guess What I Need

Description: Nugs not drugs chicken nugget dip design.

Description: Logo for the new, hilarious history-focused podcast!

Description: 2020’s most valuable commodity

Description: Anyone who has spent much time in the Middle East is most likely familiar with Miami cigarettes. Like many others in the region, this Jordanian cigarette brand is named 'Miami' to an effort to appeal to Americans serving in the Middle East and like most cigarettes produced in the region, these were extremely harsh and far from a pleasant smoking experience, but at $5 USD a carton, they were considered a bargain whether purchased from the many local bazaars in town or from on-base stores.

Description: He's coming for your sock.

Description: Central City is a busy place. Stay on top of the game with the best coffee in town!

Description: Get ready to Barf with this funny Barf Heart T-Shirt. Inspired by pink girly stuff like dolls and the color pink, this shirt is a great joke parody that is sure to make your friends laugh. Let's Barf with this Barf girl's Shirt!

Description: Barf It All.

Description: Guess what I need with a headless person is a funny quote and joke to make your friends and family laugh. It is a great pick for people with humor and sometimes no head. Show everyone that you lost your head.

Description: Buy "Caution I Have No Filter Funny Colorful Sarcastic Humor" now! Please select your desired size from the drop-down menu when adding this to your cart. You will become The Focus Of Attention when you wear our Shirts. Click our store "HAMMARTA" for more designs and style options.

Description: toilet bowl and toilet paper holder in an argument

Description: Gather thee round. Friends and foes together, united we're bound.

Description: The great Sir Winston Churchill won a war with his words, but these may be the finest ones he said.

Description: fuck it let's drink

Description: Warning The Girls Are Drinking Again

Description: Chop Wood, Carry Water

Description: Do not give me a cigarette under any circumstances no matter what i say

Description: A minimal typography design, of the word slainte in pale green text. Looks great on kelly green on St Patricks day.

Description: Just say no to drugs

Description: A chicken nugget wanting you to know that you should choose nugs, not drugs.

Description: Only the coolest and drunkest of thinkers would proudly wear this. I Drink Therefore I Am - The Thinker as Drinker

Description: Who Needs Drugs Shirt - No Seriously I have Drugs T-Shirt. If you have drugs then this may be the shirt for you. Ask who needs drugs, and then solve their problems. Funny drugs shirt for drug dealers, or fans of drugs.

Description: Chop Wood Carry Water

Description: I'm Just Here To Pay For Everything

Description: Because I Can - Motivational Word

Description: Smokey skull

Description: I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today (or tomorrow or the next day or the day after or ever). Simple text design for those that aren't a people person. Simple text T-shirt

Description: Yummy japanese drink

Description: It wasn't me cat...

Description: Jimothy

Description: Camel Toe Filters Whorish & Exotic Blend Tee

Description: Mr. Whiskey says Drink Up!

Description: Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day in style with our "Drinks Well With Others - St. Patrick's Day Drinkers" tee! This festive luck of the Irish t-shirt features two frosty pints of beer with the caption "Drinks Well With Others" written in an Irish-style font. It's perfect drinking holiday attire and is sure to spark laughter at all your March 17th celebrations. Spread smiles with this festive booze tee. Whether you're bar-hopping with friends this Saint Patrick’s Day or drinking beers while you look for leprechaun’s gold, let the world know you’re the patron saint of alcohol who drinks well with others with this Celtic-inspired tee. Bottoms up!