Drinker Gift Shorts
Description: A perfect gift or present for Christmas, Birthday, Halloween, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Thanksgiving, Anniversary and even on ordinary days. Design reads I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself. Funny gift for Beer lovers.
Description: Felix stays out late, drinking and dancing, while his wife paces at home angrily, watching the clock with a rolling pin in her hand. Finally, well after 3 AM, Felix begins to stumble home and begins to hallucinate. Finally, after a surreal journey, he makes it home around 6 AM. I thought sure he’d be in more trouble, but besides shooting the cuckoo in the clock, not much happens to him after he gets home. Oh, well, at least he had a few laughs and drank a few beers.
Description: James C. Crow was born in Scotland, and trained in chemistry at Edinburgh in the 1820s. He spent years learning from Scotland's master distillers, before making his way to America in 1835. At Grier’s in Kentucky, Crow applied scientific methods to bourbon production. Using thermometers, hydrometers, specific gravity, and pH balance checks, he standardized the sour mash process, resulting in high quality whiskey. Crow moved on to Oscar Pepper Spirits in 1838, where his whiskey was sold as “Old Crow," and became the bourbon by which all others were judged. The brand remained in the hands of Oscar Pepper after Crow died in 1856, and thankfully, Crow had trained a distiller who continued to make it with his method.
Description: This retro distressed design features an offset meat smoker surrounded by beer cans and the hilarious quote I'm just a drinker with a smoking problem. Perfect for pitmasters, grill dads, and anyone who loves cracking open a cold one while slow-cooking meat. A great pick for summer backyard cookouts, Father's Day, or weekend barbecue parties.
Description: This retro distressed design features an offset meat smoker surrounded by beer cans and the hilarious quote I'm just a drinker with a smoking problem. Perfect for pitmasters, grill dads, and anyone who loves cracking open a cold one while slow-cooking meat. A great pick for summer backyard cookouts, Father's Day, or weekend barbecue parties.
Description: Bold editorial serif type declares "ZERO CAFFEINE" alongside a sleek manifesto: all the flavor, none of the panic, est. 2026. A high-fashion, ironic homage to decaf for coffee lovers who want the ritual without the jitters.
Zero Caffeine Decaf Revolution Design – High Fashion Coffee Manifesto Art Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$27
Description: SPG was originally brewed in Bremen, Germany, and was introduced to the U.S. market in 1965. The distinctive label depicting a woman wearing a traditional dirndl was introduced with the advent of bottled beer. The local artist commissioned for the label drew his inspiration from the styles worn by local waitresses at the time which are still worn as traditional folk apparel today. Over the years the label became more stylized (and busty) as SPG became an export-only beer, catering to American consumers. In time, brewing was moved stateside, changing the overall flavor considerably, something that is attributed to no longer sourcing water from the Alps.
Description: This retro-inspired graphic tee is perfect for anyone who loves bourbon and humor. With a witty saying that showcases your love for the drink, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter at any gathering. Get ready to show off your fun and laid-back personality with this unique piece.
