Dry January Shorts
Description: A moody, dark sticky note with washi tape lists exactly three rules for making it through the holidays: wear black, avoid the carolers, wait for January. Dry, deadpan, and painfully relatable, this design is for the introverts counting down to January.
Holiday Survival List Dark Mode – Notes App Chic Humor Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$21 $27
Description: A frosted windshield sketch beside a sticky note commute plan: start the car, scrape for ten minutes, still late. Dry, authentic, and painfully relatable, this design captures the exact misery of a January morning drive.
Defrost Itinerary Design – Winter Commute Notes App Chic Shorts
by Luminari Creations
$21 $27
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Capricorn season energy (grind never stops). Goat vibes only (climbing chaos). December January baby chaos (holiday birthday sadness). Earth sign ambition (sleep is for winners). Capricorn locked in mode (don't distract me). Saturn ruled grind (trauma builds character). Capricorn workaholic real (burnout later). Boss energy forever (respect my authoritah). Capricorn dry humor (deadpan excellence). Sea goat mystique (emotional? never heard of her).
Description: Celebrate your sobriety journey with style and humor using this vintage skeleton design, perfect for anyone embracing a clear mind and strong soul.
Still Sober Bitches Vintage Skeleton Recovery Water Bottle Shorts
by Apex Form Studio
$21 $27
