Dungeon Critters Shorts
Description: Mordenkainen’s Faithful Hound Its a Conjuration spell that uses the most inexpensive components to grant you a friend for a lifetime. All you need is a Level 4 spell slot. a tiny silver whistle, a piece of bone, and a thread, and you'll have ectoplasmic cuddle machine for 8 hours. Just conjure that phantom watchdog in an unoccupied space and place fetch, teach him tricks, just dont leave a 100ft area of you'll be a sad panda. Now clearly I'm asking that you check sizing charts because you'll want this tee roomy for you and your new best friend!
Description: when you absolutely need to get the job done, you dont have time to question how tough your familiar is. You need the Strength, Power, and durability of a Rock. Our wide selection of new and used Golems come with the balance of the Original Arcanists' warranty, as well as a 14 point enchantment inspection. So come on down and take one for a test drive! check your sizing chart.
Description: According to some Chaotic Neutral is the truly free spirit. Well if thats the case, Chaotic Evil is the truly free evil spirit. We do WHAT we want, WHEN we want, and it usually makes a bloody mess. We dont have qualms about thievery, kidnapping, or a bit of torture to achieve our goals, it just to piss off the nearest Paladin. So the next time you need a job done, and the rest of the team is a little squeamish about it, send us in. We love to do what you can't!
Description: It's a common misconception that Paladins are all goody goody, that is just not always the case. We can, on occasion get a little wild and crazy. I mean a little ale here and there is good for the blood pressure, which surely gets elevated when the parties rogue disappears after a merchants fat purse!
Description: The guardians of Natures Bounty, defenders of the Forest, Sea, Jungles and Mountains. These devout worship not gods, but commune with the Earth, its creatures companions on the ancient journey of fellowship with the Natural world. Come forth, Brothers and Sisters, and proclaim your Dedication to the world that sustains us, and protect her from her enemies!
Description: For one low monthly subscription price, you'll get bardic swag undreamed of direct to the door of your Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion. Really? is it that easy? YES ITS THAT EASY! Check the sizing chart. Delivery not available to Tartarus, Shadowfell, or the Elysian fields.
