Elderberries Shorts

Description: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: Hamster Father Elderberries Quote

Description: I Fart In Your General Direction

Description: Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Description: Classic Gothic quote tee featuring funny, slightly insulting text. 'Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries' printed in an antique style font. Great for comedy lovers.

Description: Respect them!

Description: Elderberries Hamster You Flow Chart

Description: FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Description: Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Description: A hilarious vintage typography graphic featuring the classic movie quote Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.

Description: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Description: Respect your elders, funny elderberry berries food pun

Description: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Description: The graphic shows a stern man with a hat, mustache, and boxing gloves above a sign. The sign reads, "YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR SMATHELT OF ELDERBERRIES." The man is drawn in a simple style, and the entire graphic appears in teal on a black background.

Description: Elderberry University logo

Description: Absurdist Quote Record Cover Apparel

Description: Elderberry love for all the wild wanderers out there! This design is a shout-out to the amazing elderberry bush, with its delicate white flowers and clusters of deep purple berries. This vintage botanical illustration captures its beauty perfectly, making it a must-have for anyone who loves exploring the wild and discovering nature's hidden gems!