Elections Shorts
Description: King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Description: Elections in 2020 are coming and literally anyone else would make america great again. Proud to be human scum, never trump or trumper of the impeachment. Fun birthday present. Perfect gift for Mom / Dad / Kids / Aunt / Uncle / Father / Girlfriend / Boyfriend / Sister / Brother / Wife / Husband.
Description: "If The President Can Vote By Mail, So Can I" funny unisex t-shirts are perfect for Democrats/Libarals/ and anyone else who is against Donald Trump and the hypocrisy. This “If The President Can Vote By Mail, So Can I” tee is for anyone who has noticed the rather spectacular hypocrisy surrounding vote by mail. If voting by mail is good enough for the president, it’s probably good enough for the rest of us too. Funny, sarcastic, and very much in the “wait, are we seriously doing this?” category of political humor. Donald Trump is scared to lose the majority in Congress so he is trying to take away mail-in voting. This t-shirt is perfect for Democrats, liberals, and anyone who believes voting by mail is a legitimate part of elections
Description: All-in for democracy. Twin American flags cross behind a fierce, sunglasses-wearing eagle, with bold metallic lettering and a clear November 2026 call to action underneath. This is the most detailed design in the collection — big, proud, and impossible to ignore. For the voter who shows up with everything they've got.
Description: Patriotism, dialed all the way up. A flag-glasses eagle stands guard over a star-spangled ballot box, wrapped in ribbon banners and silver stars. This design goes bigger and bolder than the rest — ideal for anyone who wants a statement piece that fills out a hoodie or poster print beautifully.
Description: Say it loud, say it proud. With both words of the message on full display — sleek silver "MIDTERM" and brush-stroke red "ELECTIONS" — this design doesn't hold back. A patriotic ballot box and a weathered flag banner tie it all together. This is the shirt for the person who shows up, speaks up, and votes every single time.
Description: Democrat Donkey 2024 T-Shirt Show your support for the Democratic Party with our stylish "Democrat Donkey" T-shirt! Featuring the iconic symbol of the Democratic Party, this T-shirt is perfect for expressing your political pride and enthusiasm for the upcoming US Election 2024. Whether you're rallying for Biden or any Democratic candidate, this shirt makes a bold statement. Ideal for political events, rallies, or everyday wear, let your voice be heard with this must-have Democrat T-shirt. Vote Democrat and make a difference!
Description: Meet the coolest eagle in politics. Rocking flag-print aviators and perched proudly above a mail-in ballot box, this eagle isn't here to play. Bold lettering and a fiery red script bring serious energy to this design — perfect for anyone who wants their election merch to have a little swagger and a lot of attitude.
Description: Say it loud, say it proud. With both words of the message on full display — sleek silver "MIDTERM" and brush-stroke red "ELECTIONS" — this design doesn't hold back. A patriotic ballot box and a weathered flag banner tie it all together. This is the shirt for the person who shows up, speaks up, and votes every single time.
Description: Who are all these people that are always saying things that President Trump just happens to agree with? A funny design for any politics fan who listens to the ex President's incoherent ramblings about lots of people saying things. Show everyone that you're a true blue Democrat with this funny anti President Trump design.
Description: Your Vote Is Your Voice - November 3 Midterm Elections Your Vote Is Your Voice — a bold, outline-typography design built for the November 3 midterm elections. Stacked red and navy lettering with a clean ballot box icon makes a striking, high-contrast statement for anyone who believes showing up at the polls is how you’re heard. Simple, punchy, and unmistakably patriotic, this design works as a rallying cry for Election Day, voter registration drives, or everyday civic pride. A great pick for anyone who wants their vote — and their voice — seen and felt. Wear it to the polls, to a march, or just to remind everyone around you why November 3 matters.
Description: Your Vote, Your Wallet - November 3 Midterm Elections Vote For Your Wallet — a bold, distressed western-typography design built for the November 3 midterm elections. Rendered in navy and cream with a rugged, hand-stamped letterpress feel, this design ties the ballot box directly to the paycheck: your vote shapes your cost of living, your wages, and your economic future. A banner beneath the bold type locks in the call to action — November 3 Midterms. Perfect for anyone who votes with their wallet top of mind, whether you’re thinking about groceries, rent, or take-home pay. A striking, statement-making design for Election Day, economic justice advocates, and anyone who believes policy and paycheck are connected.
