English Class Shorts
Description: What's his Name? Harry May. The Business were the best of the 80s English punk bands, them and the Anti Nowhere league just had it going on. No try hards, no posing just raw and simple punk rock and roll. Although it was not their first vinyl output, "Harry May" was the band's The Business' first single. Backed by "The Employers Blacklist," the group composition was produced by Ronnie Rouman and released on the Secret label. In a 1981 interview with New Mania, which included guitarist Steve Kent, Harry May was identified as a "well-known south London celebrity and 'Robin Hood,' in no way a villain, contrary to rumours spread by the Metropolitan Police."
Description: A stylish Elizabethan playwright wears modern sunglasses beneath the phrase “It’s Hard Being the Bard.” Electric pink, orange, teal, and black create a vivid neon pop-art aesthetic with comic shading and bold brush lettering. Blending literary humor, theatre culture, poetry references, classic literature, and contemporary attitude, the design gives an iconic bard archetype a clever retro makeover filled with wit, drama, and bookish personality.
Description: This Shakespearean literary themed shirt sports Yorick's skull from Hamlet, Act 5, Scene 1, with the quote "A fellow of infinite jest". An ideal drama themed Christmas gift for lovers of the bard, of theatre, students, and actors. Also makes a funny gag gift for teachers, writers, morticians, medics, surgeons, coroners, pathologists, psychologists, anthropologists, and archaeologists.
Description: Clever educational humor design highlighting the famous grammar confusion between there their and they’re. The artwork celebrates teachers and language lovers with witty wordplay typography. Perfect for English teachers and grammar enthusiasts who enjoy educational humor. Ideal for classrooms and anyone who appreciates clever language based jokes.
Description: Show your love for language with this hilarious "Grammar Matters" design featuring a panicked chicken and the clever quote, "You're dinner. You're dinner. Grammar Matters. Stop Scaring the Chickens." Perfect for English teachers, grammar enthusiasts, librarians, students, writers, and anyone who appreciates smart wordplay and educational humor. A fun gift for back-to-school, Teacher Appreciation, birthdays, or everyday classroom laughs.
