Existential Shorts
Description: An iconic speech given by the Mom (voiced by Annie Potts) in the 1980s cartoon episode of Amazing Stories, The Family Dog. The episode was written and directed by Brad Bird (who went on to create The Incredibles for Pixar) and had visuals designed by Tim Burton. When I was a teenager in the 1980s, I thought this was the funniest speech of all time, and now that I am a mom in the 2020s, I still think it. This design was created because I want it on a mug, but you are welcome to have it, too!
Description: SPIRIT isn’t religious—it’s reflective. A silhouette hovers in negative space, caught between presence and absence. This is art for the in-between moments, where you’re not sure if you’re grounding yourself or floating away—and maybe it doesn’t matter. Ideal for meditation spaces, reading nooks, or any room where you go to reconnect with yourself. It’s a quiet companion with a cosmic side eye.
Description: Inspired by the surreal, philosophical world of Disco Elysium, this tee captures the game’s moody atmosphere and introspective energy. Designed for fans of narrative-driven games, existential themes, and bold artistic style, it blends indie culture with modern streetwear. Thoughtful, understated, and effortlessly cool—perfect for those who like their fashion with a little depth.
Description: Shakespeare's Hamlet gag parody, "To be or not To be". Quote slay, cynical pun - to contemplate or not to contemplate. Funny and sarcastic oxymoron, perfect gift for the undeceive. Non-motivational and non-inspirational, definitely not logical, existential question. Poetry at it's best.
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: Someday We'll All Be Dead Is a perfect design for those with a dark sense of humor, for those who are cynical and realistic. Perfect design for men and women as a birthday present or Christmas present. If you feel existential dread this is for you! Someday We'll All Be Dead Is inspired by black comedy but in a funny way. This hilarious sarcastic design will amuse even your most optimistic friends. Don't be pessimistic, be realistic and cynical but in an ironic way. Lovers of dark humor join in!
Description: Existential Dread Op Art Woman and Skull Reflection is an artistic design employing a double image of a woman admiring herself in a mirror which from a distance appears as a human cranium. It's a striking illusion: render your own meaning from it. Ideal for Halloween. An iconic symbol and design of mortality and the unachievable nature of immortality. Death and rebirth, the entire reason for Day of the Dead holiday celebrations: and an after-life more important than your life on earth. ABOUT THE ART © 25 September 2010, 15:13:28 Tracey Harrington Simpson
Description: Japan Tokyo Streetwear Vaporwave Aesthetic Otaku Gift If you're feeling lonely, depressed, tired of this world, or existential, then this is for you. Perfect for those who enjoy 90s/80s retro-futuristic styles, vaporwave, glitch art, and the VHS aesthetic. CLICK ON OUR BRAND NAME to see more Vaporwave Aesthetic designs! Where To?
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: This design features the stark phrase “Choose Strife” in bold, high-contrast typography. With a rebellious, anti-motivational tone, it flips traditional positivity on its head. Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, edgy quotes, and minimalist text-based art with an unapologetically bold attitude.
Description: If you're into aesthetics, nihilism, capitalism, and the neon culture of the 1990s -- then this cool vaporwave music shirt is just for you. Featuring an ancient greek bust design, this funny vaporwave t shirt makes the perfect gift for anyone caught in a digital plaza of memes and existential dread.
