First Ones Shorts

Description: Hot Ones Spicy Hot Sauce Vintage

Description: The She-Ra window

Description: The interview that hits different! This fiery design is a bold tribute to the iconic Hot Ones show, featuring the logo (or a cool alternative) permanently stained and splattered with spicy red sauce. It captures the intensity, the sweat, and the sheer challenge of 'taking the heat' and getting the answers. Essential apparel for every foodie, chile head, and fan of the best talk show on the internet. May your wings be hot and your questions deeper!

Description: Celebrate the holiday season with a festive First Ones design!

Description: A grey and white cat with flat, unimpressed eyes sits stone-still, oversized headphones wrapped around its head like a crown of rebellion. Without blinking, it mutters, “Don’t let the tamed ones tell you how to live.” That’s Tarnick Vellrow, patron saint of silent defiance and unsupervised choices.

Description: Get ready to outrun the apocalypse with this hilarious and eye-catching fitness design! Featuring the classic, motivational quote, "EXERCISE because zombies will eat the slow ones first," this graphic perfectly blends gym motivation with dark pop-culture humor. Perfect for: Gym Wear: Stand out in your next CrossFit class, cardio session, or marathon training. Unique Gifts: The perfect funny fitness gift for runners, joggers, personal trainers and zombie fans.

Description: Gen X 1975 typography with retro lettering and vintage styling.

Description: Get ready to outrun the apocalypse with this hilarious and eye-catching fitness design! Featuring the classic, motivational quote, "EXERCISE because zombies will eat the slow ones first," this graphic perfectly blends gym motivation with dark pop-culture humor. Perfect for: Gym Wear: Stand out in your next CrossFit class, cardio session, or marathon training. Unique Gifts: The perfect funny fitness gift for runners, joggers, personal trainers and zombie fans.

Description: You can enjoy this design in tees, tanks, hoodies, and a lot more. This design is a perfect gift for your loved ones!

Description: Wild One

Description: If we've learned anything, it's that nobody is perfect. (No, not even them. Not even close) Celebrate your differences and learn to love your imperfections. They are what makes you unique and beautiful. <3

Description: Spicy Challenge Neon Style Art

Description: Glitchart of Heart of Etheria Failsafe Glyph.

Description: A grey and white cat with flat, unimpressed eyes sits stone-still, oversized headphones wrapped around its head like a crown of rebellion. Without blinking, it mutters, “Don’t let the tamed ones tell you how to live.” That’s Tarnick Vellrow, patron saint of silent defiance and unsupervised choices.

Description: Gen X 1975 Badass Generation First Of The Last Real Ones shirt

Description: Arranged glyphs of Heart of Etheria Failsafe and Catra and Shera.

Description: Ra Symbol Stargate

Description: Congrats to Team Red for reaching AOTC in the Sepulcher of the First Ones!

Description: Congrats to Team Orange for reaching AOTC in the Sepulcher of the First Ones!

Description: Congrats to Team Pink for reaching AOTC in the Sepulcher of the First Ones!

Description: Congrats to Team Green for reaching AOTC in the Sepulcher of the First Ones!

Description: First Christmas With My Hot New Fiance

Description: Metro