Funny Dieting Shorts
Description: This funny and sarcastic dieting workout design is perfect to wear to the gym, out on a run, or to lounge around the house! Whether you're at the gym doing cardio or lifting heavy weights, this funny but motivational DIET joke will pull all the looks from your fellow gym-goers!
Description: This design features the funny saying I Would Lose Weight But I Don't Like Losing. Perfect for anyone with a humorous take on weight loss, dieting, and fitness. Great for joke lovers and dieters.
I Would Lose Weight But I Don't Like Losing Funny Diet Humor Fitness Joke Shorts
by SoulShift Prints
$27
Description: A sarcastic cracker declining another bite because one was apparently plenty. This funny GLP-1 design captures the tiny-appetite experience with vintage cartoon style and the phrase “No Thanks, I Had a Cracker.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates semaglutide humor, diet sarcasm, and food-related comedy.
Description: If you have ever stared down a giant leaf of kale and wondered why you are choosing health over comfort, this design is for you. Perfect for anyone who embraces the plant-based lifestyle but can't help but joke about the irony of 'The Crunch Of Regret' that comes with eating your greens. A clever, lighthearted design for vegetarians, vegans, and anyone who appreciates a healthy but slightly sarcastic sense of humor.
Funny Kale Humor - The Crunch Of Regret Shorts
by Fire at the Furthes
$21 $27
Description: A funny foodie graphic t-shirt with a playful “Calories Know My Name” slogan. It is inspired by dessert lovers, snack cravings, and that guilty-pleasure humor everyone can relate to. Perfect for food lovers, bakers, dessert fans, and anyone who enjoys funny quote shirts. Great for casual wear, gift ideas, or anyone who proudly loves good food a little too much.
Description: Are you currently on a diet and feeling like that salad should have kicked in by now? This funny duck illustration perfectly captures the struggle of trying to eat healthy while waiting for those results to show up. A great piece for anyone who appreciates relatable weight loss humor and cute animal designs.
Funny Duck Humor - Me Checking If The Salad I Ate Earlier Worked Its Magic Yet Shorts
by Fire at the Furthes
$21 $27
Description: Counting calories? Please. This sassy vintage bakery bombshell knows the real secret to happiness: three layers of unapologetic chocolate and zero regrets. Inspired by retro pinup flair and a healthy disrespect for diet culture, this design is perfect for those who believe dessert is the main course. Part of Hecate Pim's Pinup Collection on Tee Public.
Description: Showcase your expertise in nutrition with this "Dietitian Nutrition Nutritionist Dietary Expert" design. Perfect for dietitians and nutritionists. This professional and stylish design is great for t-shirts, hoodies, and more. Ideal for casual wear, work, and sharing your passion for nutrition!
Description: This hilarious recovering carboholic design is perfect for anyone whose new diet doesn't allow for carbs! If you're cutting out carbs for your low-carb diet this year, you need this funny recovering carbaholic saying! Grab this cute carboholic design for anyone in your life who is on a new diet and is struggling with their low carb intake! Funny low carb dieting quote for anyone who is working on losing weight by eliminating their carb intake!