Funny History Shorts

Description: Honest Abe in action.

Description: My Girlfriend Told Me That I Should Treat Her Like A Princess. So I Married Her Off To A Stranger To Strengthen The Alliance With France.

Description: Again?

Description: From the scientifically accurate title song of the hit show Big Bang Theory. Not really detailed, yet comprehensive history of the universe really. By the way, Autotrophs are decent organisms and wouldn’t approve of anything resembling “drooling”. Oh and did you know, that scientists have found the first love child of Humans and Neanderthals?

Description: If you are a history teacher or just like history in general, then this funny history teacher shirt for history geeks is for you. The funny gothic history tee also makes a cool gift for a history teacher, history student or history major. 410 AD Rome Sack! Funny History Teacher T-Shirt Gift Goths Roman Empire Rome features a unique design and lets you hop onto the statement fashion trend. A cool germanic t-shirt for history students. Get the funny history teacher tee now if you like Visigoths or Ostrogoths.

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Description: I'm not antisocial, I just love learning. Perfect for that history nerds in your life.

Description: Again?

Description: Meh... Good Enough

Description: Funny History Tee

Description: Funny History Teacher Design that reads: "History Teachers Always Bring Up The Past". That's just right for a History Teacher who loves teaching history at school.

Description: This humorous history joke design is perfect for history teacher, professor, liberal arts college, high school student, or history major. Whether you are an amateur historian or university professor; English is important, but history is importanter.

Description: If Genghis Khan, So Khan You T-Shirt. Funny Positivity Meme Shirt for Genghis Khan lovers and positive inspirational motivational history fans everywhere. Original If Genghis Khan, So Khan You Shirt Design featuring Original Genghis Khan artwork.

Description: 67 History buff? Celebrate the past with humor! This design is perfect for history teachers, students, or anyone who loves a good history meme.

Description: This design depicts a stylized Gaius Julius Caesar and Brutus playing a potentially last board game! Last words of Caesar used as a funny ancient history pun. Part of the Roman History, Roman Empire, History Meme, Ancient Rome and History Gifts Collection. Perfect for History Buffs, History Teachers and Ancient Rome Gifts

Description: The history teacher is almost usually the coolest instructor ever. They are usually laid back when it comes to schoolwork, not contributing much or any at all. They not only provide little to no work, but they also understand modern-day issues like Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you walk in. Last but not least, they presumably teach the one topic that nobody cares about. Do you want to be a cool history teacher? Let's get this shirt right now! You will undoubtedly shine after wearing it in front of your pupils and coworkers. Don't run out of time!

Description: History Buff - I would find you more interesting if you were dead

Description: If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

Description: Penelope's Procrastination Station, the wife of Odysseus from the Odyssey.

Description: History of ancient Rome is full of epic events such as the Battle of Cannae of the Second Punic War between the Roman Republic & the Carthaginian general Hannibal Barca. Rome lost at Cannae, but Scipio Africanus defeated Hannibal at the Battle of Zama.

Description: Got my lobotomy at the American Girl Doll Hospital

Description: Napoleon Bonaparte was a French officer & later French emperor in the French Revolution & Napoleonic Wars. Napoleon is one of the greatest military commanders of history. He was ultimately defeated by Wellington at the Battle of Waterloo in modern Belgium.

Description: "Stop Collaborate and Listen" Funny Teacher Shirt

Description: 67 History - Celebrate a love for the past! Humorous design for history buffs, teachers, & students. A nod to memorable moments.

Description: A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

Description: If you're a fan of American history, then let the world know with this cool United States history shirt. Bonus points if you're a teacher! This funny US history tshirt makes the perfect gift for the future history teacher in your life -- whether they teach elementary, middle, or high school!

Description: Just an American Girl - Kirsten Larson

Description: Queen of Hearts

Description: Why were the middle ages called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights.

Description: This is very likely the most quoted line from History part 1, Which is saying something for such a quote-able movie.

Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

Description: "let them eat cake" - something marie antionette never said

Description: Perfect appreciation or birthday gift for historian, history student or history teacher !

Description: Why dance with the stars when you can dance with the czars!

Description: Fake Quote from H. Keller

Description: A funny twist on Grant Wood's 1930 painting.