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George Carlin Quote Shorts

Description: George Carlin Quote. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups". A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Tags: humor, carlin, george carlin quotes, typography, retro vintage aesthetic
From the 1900s Shorts
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Description: Slow Down

Tags: 1900s, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan

From the 1900s Shorts

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George Carlin Quote Shorts

Description: George Carlin Quote “They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”

Tags: carlin, comedian, comedy, funny quote, funny saying
Get It At Porky's Neon Sign Shorts
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Description: Get It At Porky's Neon Sign

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s movies, 80s retro, comedy
George Carlin Retro Fade Shorts
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Description: George Carlin Retro Fade

Tags: 70s, 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy
George Carlin "Stupid" Quote Shorts
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Description: George Carlin "Stupid" Quote

Tags: comedian, carlin, comedy, 80s, humor
Comedy Movie 1980s Funny Quote Shorts

Description: Comedy Movie 1980s Funny Quote

Tags: 80s movie, comedy, everybody wants quote some, greendale comedy high school, i want my 80s two dollars
Darkwing Duck Hunt Shorts
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Description: Megavolt: They called me crazy! They called me insane! They called me looney! And, boy, were they right.

Tags: retro, 1990, animation, 90s, comedy

Darkwing Duck Hunt Shorts

by RobotGhost

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You're Killing It Shorts
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Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Tags: steven rhodes, vintage, executioner, medieval, fantasy

You're Killing It Shorts

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Brave Little Bath Bomb. Shorts
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Description: Buzz buzz.

Tags: funny quote, toaster, joke, sarcasm, meme
Anchorman -  Boy, that escalated quickly... Shorts
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Description: Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Tags: 70s, anchorman quote, comedy movie, film, funny
George Carlin Quote Shorts

Description: George Carlin Quote. "“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”. A classic quote from the legendary George Carlin.

Tags: carlin, george carlin, comedian, retro vintage aesthetic, funny quote
Classic MacGruber Synthwave Shorts
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Description: Macgrubie don't play like homie, and homie don't play like that

Tags: kilmer, kristen, color, hollywood, humor
Ditcher, Quick & Hyde divorce lawyers Shorts
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Description: If the three stooges played lawyers, this would be their firm

Tags: comedy, curly, funny, funny quote, funny sayings
No Vegetables Shorts
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Description: Hell no!

Tags: flanders, flanders son, funny, funny quote, ned flanders

No Vegetables Shorts

by Old School Designs

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Badgey "I'm gonna wear your skin" Shorts
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Description: Badgey has a few screws loose.

Tags: badge, trek, fleet, federation, star
World's greatest planet on earth Shorts
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Description: World's greatest planet on earth

Tags: quote, humour, vintage, jokes, humor
Seinfeld Mashup Fan Art Shorts
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Description: Seinfeld Mashup Fan Art

Tags: 80s, 90s, 90s kid, 90s tv, comedy
I Am Currently Unsupervised The Possibilities Are Endless Funny Sarcastic Sayings Shorts

Description: I Am Currently Unsupervised The Possibilities Are Endless Funny Sarcastic Sayings

Tags: comedy, funny quote, funny quotes, funny slogans, funnytshirt
I'm In Danger Shorts
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Description: "Oh Boy, Sleep! That's Where I'm A Viking!"

Tags: cartoons, comedy, funny quote, mashup funny, meme

I'm In Danger Shorts

by Barbadifuoco

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Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned Shorts
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Description: Gen X - Not Old, Seasoned. Cool design for gen xers.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 90s, funny, funny gen x
Old Days Vintage Mixtape - Retro Lettering Quote Shorts
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Description: This cool, funny, and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love classic vintage retro designs, cool quotes, are tired, and miss the past. Featuring music cassette tape with the quote "Good Old Days", in colorful vintage lettering full of shapes.

Tags: 80s, 90s, fun, funny, grunge
Dave Chappelle Stand Up Comedy Live - Exclusive Design Shorts
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Description: Celebrate the brilliance of Dave Chappelle with this exclusive stand-up comedy live design. Known for his sharp wit and profound humor, Chappelle has carved a niche as one of the greatest comedians of our time.

Tags: chappelle, comedian, comedian gift, comedian gift idea, comedy
John Candy Mugshot Shorts
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Description: John Candy Mugshot

Tags: 80s, comedy, funny, john candy 80s, john candy comedy
George Carlin :: Retro Comedy FanArt Tribute Shorts
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Description: George Carlin :: Retro Comedy FanArt Tribute

Tags: 70s, 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy
Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman Shorts
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Description: Humorous vintage, I'm not always a train wreck, Funny retro woman

Tags: funny quote, funny sayings, retro, retro girl, retro humor
Retro George Carlin Tribute Shorts
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Description: Retro George Carlin Tribute

Tags: 70s, 80s, carlin, comedian, comedy
More cowbell Shorts
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Description: More Cowbell - Because Life needs more Cowbell

Tags: animal, bruce dickinson, christopher walken, comedy, cow

More cowbell Shorts

by JennyPool

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Retro Rabbit Quote Funny Basic Shorts

Description: Retro, Rabbit, Quote, Stomach, Book, Funny, Basic, , retro, distressed , cute, funny, nice, love, cool, gift, gift for, gifts for girl, gifts for men, gifts for women, birthday, gifts for mom, gifts for dad, holiday, masks, merch

Tags: basic, book, bunny, cute, funny

Retro Rabbit Quote Funny Basic Shorts

by The XTRA FLIXStore

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Offensive Attitude Quote with Crude Humor Shorts
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Description: This outrageous design says, “If You Think My Attitude Stinks, You Should Smell My Underwear”—a crude, sarcastic punchline that brings the shock factor. Perfect for fans of gross-out humor and bold statement pieces that push the limit with a laugh.

Tags: adult comedy, bold typography, crude saying, edgy humor, funny insult
Retro Comedy Laurel and Hardy Shorts

Description: Retro Comedy

Tags: 60s, 70s, comedy, funny, humor
Blues Brothers Korean Promo Shorts
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Description: Image taken from a vintage Korean Blues Brothers advertisement.

Tags: 1980s, saturday night live, snl, blues brother, john belushi
vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids Shorts

Description: vintage Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, cartoo
Little Miss Sarcasm Shorts
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Description: Little Miss

Tags: funny gift, funny quote, mr men, sarcasm, sarcastic

Little Miss Sarcasm Shorts

by kg07_shirts

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If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool Consider Me Davis Funny Retro Comedy Parody Retro Sunset Vintage Quote Shorts

Description: A hilariously absurd retro-style design that brings back the ridiculous charm of classic 90s comedy. “If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Consider Me Davis” captures that perfect mix of awkward humor, innocence, and chaotic fun. Perfect for fans of vintage movies, parody humor, and ironic quotes that make people laugh out loud. With its nostalgic aesthetic and cheeky tone, this shirt is pure retro comedy gold — bold, silly, and unforgettable.

Tags: 90s nostalgia, absurd comedy, classic movie line, comedy fan, funny gift
Carlin quote on cynicism and idealism Shorts
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Description: “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

Tags: sarcasm, funny, idealist, george carlin, comedy

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