Funny Witchcore Shorts
Description: A dark, gothic ghost design featuring vintage lace details and a mysterious witchy aesthetic. Perfect for Halloween, dark academia, and spooky season lovers.
Dark Quail Ghost-Gothic Ghost - Dark Academia Gift-Halloween Ghost Graphic-Witchcore Ghost Gift Shorts
by tita bones studio
$21 $27
Description: Bring a little chaotic magic to your wardrobe with this whimsical vintage-style frog design. A mischievous green frog in orange overalls stirs a bubbling cauldron filled with frothy potion, surrounded by sparkles and enchanted steam. Perfect for fans of cottagecore, witchy aesthetics, fantasy humor, and cute animal memes. This retro-inspired illustration blends hand-drawn sketch style with bold screen-print textures for a unique, high-impact graphic tee. Great gift for frog lovers, witches-at-heart, and anyone who enjoys funny, magical, and slightly chaotic designs.
Description: Celebrate witchy vibes with a touch of sarcastic humor. This gothic inspired design features three witches gathered around a magical cauldron beneath the moon, paired with the bold phrase "God Forbid Women Have Hobbies." Perfect for Halloween lovers, witchcore fans, spooky season enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys dark humor, fantasy art, and mystical aesthetics.
Description: Cats don’t explain themselves — and neither should you. This witchy black cat illustration, complete with crescent moon and chaotic energy, delivers the perfect message: “I need no reason to bite you.” Equal parts mystical, sassy, and unbothered, this design is ideal for cat lovers with attitude, nocturnal gremlins, and anyone who believes people should mind their business… or risk a nibble. Clean monochrome art with occult vibes — the exact blend of cute and unhinged that Cranky Store does best.
Description: Mix spooky magic with foodie humor in this whimsical Halloween design featuring a mischievous vintage-style witch stirring a bubbling cauldron beneath the hilarious phrase "I Wonder If Eye of Newt Is Gluten Free?" Perfect for gluten-free foodies, Halloween lovers, bakers, witches, and anyone who enjoys clever kitchen humor with a magical twist.
Description: Embrace your unbothered energy with this edgy and hilarious "Girls Will Be Girls" tarot card illustration! Featuring a badass witch casually lighting a cigarette from her own burning stake, this design is the ultimate statement of feminist satire and dark humor. With its vintage occult aesthetic and clever twist on a classic saying, this graphic tee is perfect for spooky season, witchy aesthetic lovers, or anyone who refuses to let the world bring them down. A fantastic and rebellious gift for your favorite feminist, best friend, or anyone with a perfectly sarcastic sense of humor.
Description: Celebrate unapologetic feminine energy with this whimsical God Forbid Women Have Hobbies graphic tee. Featuring four dancing witches beneath a crescent moon surrounded by wildflowers, mushrooms, and vintage folk-art details, this enchanting design blends cottagecore charm, witchcore aesthetics, and sarcastic humor. A perfect gift for book lovers, spooky season fans, feminists, and anyone embracing magical hobbies year-round.
Description: These aren't your average house cats — they’re Forbidden Cats. This hilarious and witchy t-shirt features five chaotic forest creatures (like raccoons, foxes, and opossums) forming a mystical pentagram, embracing the strange, magical, and slightly unhinged side of animal fandom. Perfect for lovers of dark humor, cryptid energy, and spooky woodland vibes. Great for goths, witches, alt-aesthetic fans, or anyone who believes pets don’t have to be normal to be lovable.
Description: A dark and funny witchy cauldron design. Perfect for fans of spooky season aesthetics, gothic comedy, witchcore fashion, black magic vibes, sarcastic occult humor, creepy cute alternative art, witches, horror, Halloween spirit, and those fueled by caffeine, spite, and witchcraft.
Description: Summoning spirits? Absolutely. Checking your inbox? Unfortunately. This hilarious and relatable design features a goth witch stuck between the occult and office life. A perfect gift for introverts, witches, ghost lovers, or anyone working a soul-crushing job with spooky dreams on the side. Great for fans of dark humor, witchcore vibes, remote workers, Halloween lovers, and sarcastic souls who'd rather deal with ghosts than coworkers. Put it on t-shirts, mugs, stickers, tote bags—your coven will love it.
Description: A dark and funny witchy cauldron design. Perfect for fans of spooky season aesthetics, gothic comedy, witchcore fashion, black magic vibes, sarcastic occult humor, creepy cute alternative art, witches, horror, Halloween spirit, and those fueled by caffeine, spite, and witchcraft.
Description: A magical kitchen witch design for anyone fueled by caffeine and a little chaos. Featuring a steaming cauldron coffee mug, witch hat, crystals, herbs, moon phases, and mystical details, this witchy coffee design is perfect for coffee lovers, kitchen witches, cozy witches, and fans of witchcore and magical kitchen aesthetics.
Description: A quirky and bold illustration of a wide-eyed black cat with a third eye, surrounded by floating red eyes, crescent moons, and sparkles. Its arched back and mischievous expression pair perfectly with the caption "i’m about to cause a ruckus," making this design ideal for fans of chaotic energy, witchy vibes, and alternative humor.
My Other Ride is a Broom - Retro 60s Witch Broomstick Halloween Graphic Shorts
by Flourescent Flamingo
$27
Description: This Nemons Baphomet is my Homeboy design is the perfect creepy cute witchcore gift for any occult goth fans with a unique sense of humour and style. Featuring a hand drawn vintage cartoon rubberhose style satanic goat and a funny quote it's sure to raise a smile or the devil. Makes a perfect goth gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, brothers, sisters, moms or dads!
Description: Whimsical Wreath Border Adorned With Witchy Toads is a design where you can hop into the spooky season.Imagine charming toads dressed in tiny witch hats. Bring a touch of quirky magic to your celebrations! Get your hands on these toad-ally awesome designs and make this Halloween unforgettable. Serve your “trick-or-treat” and carve your jack-o’-lanterns in a toad-ally awesome, fun, and novel Halloween-themed design! Ggggg-ribbit now! ABOUT THE ART © Vector Sunday, July 20, 2025, 1:26:32 PM Tracey Harrington-Simpson
Description: For those who have a little ocean and chaos in their soul. This playful retro-style design combines sailor tattoo vibes with witchy humor. “I’m Not Salty, I’m a Sea Witch” — bold white ink, vintage scroll banners, and ocean waves make it perfect for anyone with a sarcastic witch streak. It’s part humor, part attitude — and 100% magic.
