Gas Facts Shorts

Description: Serving size: one burrito, entire. Calories from gas: 100. Methane 88%, silent 0%, deadly 100%, regret 87%. This nutrition label parody breaks down exactly what is in a fart. Not suitable for elevators, long car rides, or first dates. A funny foodie gift for burrito lovers, dads, and anyone who reads labels. Original FartMerch design in white and green on dark.

Description: Fart Machine Nutritional Facts Serving Size: 1 Proud Gasser % Daily Value* Stink Level ∞ Proud Release 300% Stealth 50% Timing Accuracy 10-200% Loudness 0% * Percent Daily Values Are Based On Extra Onions, Sneaky Toots, Awkward Eye Contact And Blaming The Dog. This humorous design is perfect for proud gassers, men, and anyone who appreciates funny gas jokes and gag gifts.

Description: Embrace the humorous side of dog ownership with this Rottweiler Nutrition Facts design. This funny graphic cleverly mimics a standard food label, outlining the essential 'ingredients' that define a loyal Rottweiler: kibble, nap-time, and mystery scraps. It proudly displays the 'daily values' of a Rottweiler, featuring 100% loyalty, an impressive 500% gas density, and a reassuring 0% aggression. The design also includes a playful warning: 'WARNING: MY FARTS ARE DEADLY' and a lighthearted 'NOT MY BREED' disclaimer, adding a touch of relatable dog humor. This design is perfect for Rottweiler owners, dog moms, dog dads, and any pet parent who cherishes their canine companion's unique personality and appreciates a good laugh about dog behavior.