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If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List - Raccoon Shorts
by Wilwilcox
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Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
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by Lorethan T-Shirts
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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin List Raccoon Shorts
by adVerve
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Description: The text If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List curved around a yellow cat with sharp white teeth. This chonk looks friendly but watch out if she gets rabies.
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by ellenhenryart
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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Shorts
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$21 $27
Description: If I ever get rabies, you're high on my bitin' list. A sarcastic quote that turns a ridiculous scenario into a playful and funny threat. This witty line leans into exaggerated humor and cheeky attitude that makes the punchline stand out. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys sarcastic quotes and playful humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
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by Lorethan T-Shirts
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Description: A cartoon raccoon is depicted in a dabbing pose. Above the raccoon, white text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES...". Below the raccoon, white text reads "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST.". The background is black. The raccoon itself is in grayscale with dark accents around its eyes and a striped tail.
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by Geture_Project
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If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List Shorts
by Moonlight Voyage Art
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Description: A detailed monochrome graphic features a menacing raccoon. The raccoon is snarling with sharp teeth displayed, framed by barbed wire. Above the raccoon, the text reads "IF I EVER GET RABIES," and below, "YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST."
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by FARMERSTYLESS
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Description: The opossum with the text "If I Ever Get RABIES TRUMP'S HIGH ON -My Bitin' List-" is presented. The opossum is shown in a menacing stance with its mouth open, revealing sharp teeth and its tongue. The text is arranged above and below the opossum.
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by FARMERSTYLESS
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Description: Bring a dose of dark humor and mischievous charm to your wardrobe or wall with this hilarious raccoon meme design! Featuring a sly, wide-eyed raccoon and the witty phrase “If I Ever Get Rabies, You’re High on My Waiting List”, this artwork perfectly captures the playful chaos and sarcastic attitude of everyone’s favorite masked bandit. Perfect for animal lovers, meme enthusiasts, and fans of quirky humor, this design adds a fun, cheeky vibe to shirts, mugs, posters, or stickers — a great conversation starter and a guaranteed smile-inducer.
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by WitchyArty
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by Artgrarisstudio
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by GoodDoll Fixed
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by WhimsyRealm Studio
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Description: If I Ever Get Rabies — You're High On My Bitin' List. A bold vintage woodcut raccoon illustration with western serif typography delivering one of the most creative prioritization systems ever committed to fabric. For everyone who has a mental list, knows exactly who is on it, and appreciates the raccoon's role in communicating that information efficiently.
If I Ever Get Rabies Your'e High On My Bitin' List Jimothy Raccoon Shorts
by Jim fako
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Description: A funny raccoon design featuring the sarcastic quote "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List." Perfect for raccoon lovers, wildlife fans, dark humor enthusiasts, campers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic animal jokes with a vintage black and white style.
Funny Sarcastic If I Ever Get Rabies Youre High On My Biting List Shorts
by dudelinart
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Description: A hilarious and unhinged feral raccoon design featuring a detailed aggressive trash panda with the quote "If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List". Perfect sarcastic gift for friends, family, and anyone who loves dark humor and chaotic internet memes.
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by dudelinart
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by The Delicats
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Description: A retro-style circular emblem featuring a close-up of a raccoon's head with an open mouth and sharp teeth. The raccoon is framed by barbed wire, with horizontal bands of red, orange, yellow, and teal in the background. The text 'IF I EVER GET RABIES' is above the raccoon, and 'YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST' is below.
Raccoon with Barbed Wire Retro Sunset If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Biti' List Shorts
by Geture_Project
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Description: If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List. This Design Is Perfect For Raccoon Lovers And Enthusiasts Of Sarcastic Wildlife Humor. Ideal For Those Who Appreciate Funny Animal Sayings.
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by Teprimroseby
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Description: Raccoon Humor design featuring the sarcastic quote If I Ever Get Rabies You're High On My Bitin' List. Perfect for Wildlife Animal Lovers and fans of edgy humor.
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by Fiesta of Pets
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Description: If I Ever Get Rabies Youre High On My Bitin List Raccoon Raccoon design for apparel or accessories. Features a playful raccoon graphic with a humorous phrase. Expressive and fun.
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by TreeSmallTree
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