Going Back Inside Shorts
Description: Nature is full of terrifying things like strange weather, violent insects, and a complete lack of comfortable seating. Venturing into the great outdoors is an exhausting ordeal that makes you deeply appreciate the highly controlled climate of home. It is incredibly funny to step onto a hiking trail, take one deep breath of fresh air, and immediately turn the car totally around. You fully support the environment, but you heavily prefer to admire it from behind a very thick layer of securely locked glass. Protecting yourself from the relentless demands of the outside world is a fantastic strategy for maintaining absolute mental peace. Run quickly back to your perfectly soft couch and securely lock the front door right now.