Grape Crush Shorts

Description: Grape soda, purple tongue, and a full-color club badge to prove it. Dues: one can.

Description: One ink, all purple. This is the club seal version: collegiate block lettering, two stars, and a smiley with its tongue out like it just won something. Built for light shirts, where the print reads like an old gym-class stamp. Same club as the full-color badge, dress code turned down, same slightly smug grin. For anyone who was proud of a stained tongue.

Description: Celebrate the rich heritage of Sonoma with this vintage-style design featuring a historic plaza, vineyard scenery, and traditional grape treading barrels. Enthusiasts of winemaking traditions, local autumn festivities, and wine country culture who want to commemorate historic roots and regional pride.

Description: Get ready to laugh with this hilarious "Crush me, stomp me, make me wine" design! Perfect for wine enthusiasts, grape stomping fans, and anyone who loves a good sarcastic pun. This funny wine slogan makes a great gift for moms, best friends, or anyone who enjoys a relaxing glass of wine after a long day. Wear it to wine tastings, vineyards, or casual weekend hangouts!