Green Bottle Shorts
Description: Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. In 1941, a mascot named "Lil' Squirt" was created for marketing the product. Squirt became a popular soft drink in many parts of the country, especially the West and Southwest. In the 1950s, it became commonly used as a mixer in cocktails. Squirt is naturally flavored but contains less than 2% grapefruit juice. Like many other soft drinks, the packaging of Squirt has varied over the years. In 1983, Diet Squirt, the first soft drink in the United States to be sweetened with aspartame, was introduced. In the mid 1980s, a vitamin-C-enriched Diet Squirt Plus was briefly marketed. In the early 1990s, Squirt Sorbet, a frozen treat, was offered in Detroit area supermarkets.
Description: Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. In 1941, a mascot named "Lil' Squirt" was created for marketing the product. Squirt became a popular soft drink in many parts of the country, especially the West and Southwest. In the 1950s, it became commonly used as a mixer in cocktails. Squirt is naturally flavored but contains less than 2% grapefruit juice. Like many other soft drinks, the packaging of Squirt has varied over the years. In 1983, Diet Squirt, the first soft drink in the United States to be sweetened with aspartame, was introduced. In the mid 1980s, a vitamin-C-enriched Diet Squirt Plus was briefly marketed. In the early 1990s, Squirt Sorbet, a frozen treat, was offered in Detroit area supermarkets.
Description: This dehydrated mushroom character brings spooky humor to a playful cartoon style. The dehydrated little figure is covered in sweat while clutching a small blue-and-white water bottle. Its bright green spotted cap stands out against the black background, while squeezed eyes and a wavy mouth create an anxious, overheated expression. Bold white lettering reads “SPOOKY BUT DEHYDRATED,” completing the lighthearted joke. It is a fun choice for quirky stickers, laptops, shirts, or casual outfits.
Description: Dive into the tranquil magic of a Green Witch Library. This enchanting design features a mystical three-tier wooden cabinet overflowing with lush green vines, hanging herbs, and ancient knowledge. A sleepy ginger cat guards glowing potion bottles, radiant quartz crystals, and sacred leather-bound books under beautifully carved moon phases. Perfect for green witches, fantasy-loving bookworms, cottagecore enthusiasts, and cat lovers who cherish a cozy, spiritual aesthetic.
Description: Green Bottle Therapy is all about the concept of oneself, friends, family, and society finding that time to sit back and unwind with a little from a green bottle(soju). Everyday we face obstacles and stress, but it's all about letting that go and enjoying life. Celebrate the lifestyle GBT mirrors with this design and the others to come. GBT Sit Back Open Bottle Relax and Enjoy
Description: Get this funny badly drawn green vodka bottle illustration with a bold red label. This quirky, minimalist naive art style is perfect for alcohol lovers, college parties, and anyone who appreciates ironic MS Paint aesthetics. Whether you're looking for a sarcastic drinking gift, a unique outfit for a bachelor party, or just love low-fi digital art, this "crude drawing" design is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Description: Unleash your dark side with this edgy lowbrow comic art illustration featuring a glass alchemy flask filled with a glowing green toxic brew and eerie skulls. Complemented by bold purple typography and striking Japanese characters, this highly detailed macabre design is perfect for gamers, dark fantasy lovers, and fans of alternative streetwear aesthetics.
Description: Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. In 1941, a mascot named "Lil' Squirt" was created for marketing the product. Squirt became a popular soft drink in many parts of the country, especially the West and Southwest. In the 1950s, it became commonly used as a mixer in cocktails.
Description: This whimsigoth apothecary creation captures a magical bottle filled with swirling green mist, a crescent moon, and alchemical symbols. Featuring detailed ink work, botanical leaves, and wisps of smoky essence, it speaks to green witches and cottagecore lovers. Perfect for anyone who adores mystical, earthy aesthetics, it brings a cozy, enchanted vibe to your everyday life.
Description: A cartoon green monster with horns is depicted driving a small, retro car with flames on the sides. The monster is holding chopsticks and a bottle with a leaf emblem. A guitar with a leaf emblem is on the car's roof, and smoke billows from the back. The text "SLUDGE MALONE'S CINCINNATI, OHIO" is below.
Description: A cartoon-style brown bird with large yellow eyes and a yellow beak is holding a green beer bottle in its right hand. The bottle has a yellow label with the word "BEER" written in black capital letters. The bird's body is outlined in black, with detailed feather markings on its chest and wings.
Description: A flat graphic with three distinct items arranged horizontally on a black background. On the left is a potted green plant. In the center, an open orange lighter with a visible flame. On the right, a clear bottle containing blue liquid with a cork stopper. Below the items, the text "CHOOSE A STARTER" is displayed in white capital letters.
Description: A cartoon brown bear wearing a green hat and yellow shirt is depicted with an angry expression. The bear is holding a glass bottle filled with purple liquid and bubbles. Below the bear, the text "GOT JUICE?!" is displayed in large, stylized purple letters with a green outline. Yellow lines emanate from behind the bear's head.
Description: A playful collection of three baby bottles, each with a different color and decorative elements. The leftmost bottle is pink with blue measurement lines. The middle bottle is green with many small hearts and a large white heart. The rightmost bottle is blue with a yellow duck. Above the bottles, colorful hearts float upwards. The text 'Bottle Service Nicu Crew' is displayed prominently below.
Description: A cartoonish green monster with horns and large teeth is depicted playing drums while seated in a red hot rod automobile. Flames erupt from the car's exhaust pipes and wheels. A guitar is perched behind the monster. The text "LAUNDRY & LIBATIONS" appears in clouds on the left, and "SLUDGY MALONE'S" and "CINCINNATI, OHIO" are displayed below.
Sludgy Malone's "Laundry & Libations" Green Monster Drumming in Hot Rod Shorts
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$21 $27
