Guide Shorts

Description: Keep calm, cosmic traveler! This hand-carved linocut design says “DON’T PANIC” in bold white letters, with a ringed planet standing in for the O, all set against a round blue background. For space wanderers, sci-fi fans, and anyone who needs a reminder to breathe easy when the universe gets weird.

Description: Do you know where your towel is?

Description: Let the world know that you like a podcast by purchasing one of these beautiful classic logo items.

Description: They really are the smartest beings in the galaxy

Description: The second part of my personal tribute to Douglas Adam's, a man who knew the importance of traveling with a Towel

Description: Pick up a pangalactic gargleblaster and a shirt lol

Description: Come and see my world

Description: Hitchhiker's Guide

Description: Genuine People Personality

Description: Tour Guide Heart Job Title

Description: Freshwater Fish Species Guide

Description: ..or you'll get a present of Thermonuclear missiles. Seriously don't visit

Description: I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

Description: The logo for The Netherworld Dispatch, our Patreon-exclusive podcast for awesome people!

Description: A quote from one of our favourite and most surreal book: the Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy

Description: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Description: British Wildlife Guide

Description: Marvin the Paranoid Android from the original series and not that ghastly aberration from the movie.

Description: This cheeky design contains galaxies. Hand drawn characters and icons from the best science fiction series ever are sure to get attention.

Description: This cheeky design contains galaxies. Hand drawn characters and icons from the best science fiction series ever are sure to get attention.

Description: Dive into the serene world of wetland birds with this elegant heron species guide. Showcasing the majestic Great Blue, elusive Green, striking Tricolored, and the intriguing Night-herons, it's a perfect visual compendium for birdwatchers and nature lovers alike.

Description: A funny raccoon anatomy design featuring a trash-loving raccoon with labeled snacks, bottles, and garbage treasures inside. Perfect for raccoon lovers, animal humor fans, trash panda enthusiasts, wildlife geeks, and anyone who enjoys quirky educational-style animal art.

Description: "I wonder if it will be friends with me."

Description: If there's one thing that The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy has taught me, it's that the Babel Fish is probably the oddest thing in the universe. Well and that the Earth is mostly harmless... And that dolphins are far more intelligent than we thought... Oh, and that the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best drink in existence... And not forgetting that a towel is the most massively useful thing a hitch hiker can carry.

Description: Spirit Guide

Description: I Make Airplane Sounds As I Guide A Cigarette Into My Friend's Mouth. A hilarious and chaotic humor quote for best friends who share an unhinged, sarcastic sense of humor!

Description: I had an idea..WHAP!!!

Description: Everything that makes up Life, the Universe and Everything

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Description: Original work by GothicNocturnia. A work inspired by the doctors of the Black Death, bearers of hope and at the same time angels of death.

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Description: Nobody told you the tour guide would be a crow in a hat on a bicycle. Nobody told you purgatory would have a bicycle. And yet here we are. For everyone navigating the afterlife one awkward ride at a time.

Description: Must Read Book Covers Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy