Guide Shorts
Description: A cute pig-like Squonk cryptid design inspired by vintage field guide illustrations and old naturalist specimen plates. This sad little Appalachian folklore creature has a long snout, all-fours pose, antique botanical details, and a curved “SQUONK” label for a classic cryptid shirt graphic. Great for fans of weird folklore, Pennsylvania legends, Appalachian cryptids, forest monsters, vintage nature art, and cute spooky creature designs.
Description: Survival guide for when your favorite football team has a bye week! This funny checklist design is the perfect gift for dedicated football fans, fantasy football managers, and sports lovers who don't know what to do with their Sunday without a game. Featuring lighthearted instructions like "breathe" and "don't tilt," it captures the true emotional rollercoaster of the football season. Ideal for wearing during the off-week, tailgating parties, or watching other games on the couch!
Description: Enter the stranger side of Ukrainian folklore with the Carpathian Field Guide. Designed like a weathered naturalist’s journal, this richly detailed illustration documents four legendary figures: the forest-dwelling Chuhaister, household spirit Domovyk, mysterious mountain Molfar, and serpentine Zmyi. Handwritten observations, maps, mountain scenery, botanical specimens, folk charms, and Ukrainian symbols turn the design into an artifact from an expedition that perhaps went a little too far. Created for Ukrainian folklore enthusiasts, cryptid hunters, mythology readers, hikers, field researchers, and anyone fascinated by old stories hiding in wild places. Remember the field rule: Observe • Record • Do Not Follow.
Description: Cast your line with this vintage "Field Guide to Local Catch" design! Featuring beautifully detailed illustrations of popular freshwater fish like largemouth bass, catfish, crappie, and walleye, complete with an antique fishing rod and reel. This retro educational chart graphic is the perfect catch for passionate anglers, outdoorsmen, or as a thoughtful gift for the dad who loves spending his weekends fishing at the lake.
Description: A funny adventure duck design featuring the phrase “Can I interest you in a Side Quest?” with a map, compass, travel bag, and fantasy guide vibe. Perfect for RPG gamers, tabletop roleplaying fans, adventure lovers, duck lovers, dungeon crawl humor fans, and anyone who always gets distracted by optional quests before finishing the main story.
Description: Celebrated since 1926, World Thinking Day is an international day of reflection, friendship, and supporting of causes that could improve the lives of girls around the globe.
Girl Scouts/Girl Guides World Thinking Day 02-22-2022 Shorts
by Regarding Trails, Books, Humor, Sports and Other Regards
$27
Description: Forager's Field Guide 1 Foxglove 2 Monkshood 3 Nightshade 4 Hemlock 5 Lily Of The Valley 6 Oleander All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once Deadly Botanical Toxic Flora Foraging Humor Botanist Gift.
Forager's Field Guide All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once Poisonous Plants Guide Shorts
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$21 $27
Description: "Mariposa" is Spanish for "butterfly," which is apt for Maria Montessori for many reasons. The butterfly silhouettes in the background grow exponentially and infinitely, which is my symbolic gesture representing how her heartfelt teachings and practices help children grow into their full beautiful potential. As the butterfly silhouettes grow larger, they begin to resemble angel wings, fitting because Maria Montessori is a saintly and angelic figure in many people's minds and hearts. The quote on the shirt says, "The child is both a hope and a promise for mankind." How true this is, especially now, as hope for the success of our future generations is at an all-time high.
Description: A clear guide to sushi: nigiri, sashimi, maki, uramaki, temaki, gunkan, chirashi, inari and oshizushi, plus the Japanese names of the fish, shellfish and roe on the menu, from maguro and otoro to hamachi, uni and ikura. A bold, readable reference for sushi lovers and Japanese kitchens.
Description: Set personal boundaries during your family vacation with this bold typography graphic reading "No Is A Complete Sentence". The perfect sarcastic saying for surviving a long summer getaway or road trip with your well-meaning in laws humor. Stand out with this distressed design that asserts your peace of mind without creating unnecessary family vacation drama.
Description: Face your educational destiny with this minimalist dictionary text layout defining the brutally honest reality of having a teacher mom. Ideal for exam preparation week or simply surviving being grounded at home, this sarcastically doomed aesthetic confirms that homework is inescapable. Secure this darkly humorous student apparel today and embrace your academic captivity.
