Hap Hap Happiest Christmas Shorts
Description: This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.
Description: Let everyone know that like Clark Griswold, you're determined to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas! Put this Christmas Vacation shirt on after you're finished launching into your version of Clark Griswold's rant. After all, no one would want their bonus to be a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club.
Description: A whimsical holiday themed graphic featuring a cartoon bee with yellow and brown stripes, white wings, and a happy face. The bee is perched on a cluster of green holly leaves and three red berries. The text 'Hap-BEE' is in yellow at the top, and 'Holiday' is in red script at the bottom.
We’re gonna have the Hap, Hap, Happiest Christmas… Shorts
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