Holy Moses Shorts
Description: Have ever wanted to look like you're ripped and, at the same time, support your nation with pride? If the answer is yes, then this is the perfect gift for you and/or that special someone in your life. The shirt is a great conversation piece as well. Random people will come up to you and ask you if you are alright before realizing it is just a shirt.
Description: And God spoke all these words: "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. "You shall have no other gods besides me. "You shall not make for yourself an idol, or an image of anything in heaven or on earth or in the waters under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or serve them, for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, chastening the children for the sins of their fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who despise me, but showing kindness to a thousand generations of those who love me and keep my commandments. "You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain , for the Lord will not leave anyone unpunished who takes his name in vain. "Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it ho
Description: (Exodus 31:18) When the Lord finished emailing Moses on Mount Sinai, he gave him the two tablets of the covenant law, the iPads crafted by the fingers of Steve Jobs. So by the divine powers of the 5G, Moses downloaded data from the cloud, and made them go viral on social media.
