I Still Work Shorts
Description: A graphic featuring an orange excavator with the text "EAT-SLEEP" above it in teal and blue capital letters. Below the excavator is the text "DIG-REPEAT" in blue and teal capital letters. A red rectangle in the top left corner contains the text "STILL PLAYS IN THE DIRT" and a smaller red rectangle in the bottom right corner contains the text "I CAN DIG IT". The background is black.
Description: A humorous cartoon features two bald men in white dress shirts and ties against a black background. The man on the left looks unhappy with a striped tie and is kicking. The man on the right is joyful, with a green tie, raising a fist in celebration. Text above reads "I DID NOTHING TODAY AND STILL GOT PAID."