Jesus Made Shorts
Description: Bold Helvetica Typography - Jesus Isn't Coming Back They Didn't Nail Him To a Boomerang. This one is really going to get the evangelicals upset. This anti-religion design is really going to get them where it hurts. Show your sense of humor while and your skepticism with this playful design that is either going to make Christians made or make Christians laugh. Good luck at Thanksgiving!
Description: "OMG Guys I Made Him Orange To Warn You" funny Jesus unisex t-shirts are perfect for Democrats/Liberals who voted against Donald Trump when they voted for Kamala Harris." This humorous t-shirt is straight-up savage. It’s basically saying that Jesus tried to give everyone a heads-up by making Trump literally bright orange, and somehow people still didn’t get the message. The eye-rolling Jesus just seals the deal—like, “Come on, guys, I gave you the most obvious clue.” It’s a hilarious jab at Donald Trump’s infamous orang tan and everything he represents, blending politics, humor, and a little bit of divine frustration. Whether you love or hate him, you gotta admit, this t-shirt's joke is clever.
Description: Centered on metal art, this bold retro tee speaks straight to hardcore nu metal diehards and longtime collectors. Calling all nu metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the brutal, chaotic power of turn-of-the-millennium heavy metal at its most aggressive. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, nu metal diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Heavy, mask-clad artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Maggots but It's Made of All the Things I Have to Take Jesus it Never Ends Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$27
Description: A retro-style sunset graphic features a leaping bass attempting to catch a lure. Waves crash below the fish. Text arches over the scene saying "JESUS MADE ME A FISHER OF MAN" and below the waves reads "I CATCH, HE CLEANS MARK 1:17". The background has horizontal stripes in red, orange, yellow, and blue.
Jesus Made Me A Fisher Of Man I Catch, He Cleans Mark 1:17 Bass Sunset Shorts
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$27
Description: A retro-style graphic with a black background featuring a leaping fish and a fishing lure. The text "JESUS MADE ME A FISHER OF MAN" is arched above in white. Below, "I CATCH. HE CLEANS." is in orange, followed by "-MARK 1:17" in white. A horizontal striped sunset is visible behind the fish.
Description: A vibrant depiction of a large bass fish leaping out of blue water with white splashes against a black background. The text "JESUS MADE ME A" arches above the fish, and "Fisher of Men" is written below in a script font. Beneath that, "MATTHEW 4:19" and "FOLLOW ME, AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS OF MEN" are displayed.
