Kartas Shorts

Description: Bend, fold, spindle and yes, sometimes even mutilate the timestream with Ken and Robin

Description: Clerics and ecclesiasts may forbid it, but Ken and Robin and their beloved podcast give you all the permission you need to brandish this moderately popular vegetable.

Description: Love Ken and Robin and love their topics too with this conversation starting declaration of podcast allegiance, with white letters for dark shirts.

Description: Hear the rattle of dice and the thunk of miniatures as you wear your allegiance to Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff's most important hut.

Description: Show your affinity for the Mythos & the Ken and Robin podcast with this multi-tentacled terror T.

Description: Express your love of the Ken and Robin podcast and your lack of interest in portal transformation with this snazzy take on a Belle Epoque nightclub.

Description: Warn friends and family of the inexorable walrus threat, while at the same time inducing fashion envy.

Description: Celebrate your dedication to rationalism and the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast with this declamatory design.

Description: Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff has two hosts but only one king: Virgil the Cat! Allow others to bask in his royal stripiness with this compelling piece of fashion and/or memorabilia. (Note absence of cat puns; Virgil Rex disdains such puerility.

Description: Commune with the benign secret master of Confederation, the Magic Beaver. Huge thanks to illustrator Darren M. Calvert for surrendering his beautiful artwork to the popular outcry demanding to own it in shirt form.

Description: Not that you know any language sticklers, but if you did, they could join the Ken and Robin podcast in giving the side-eye to one of its least favorite phraseological errors.

Description: Ken and Robin would never take this attitude, but this pigeon sure is.

Description: After many years of reporting from the Toronto International Film Festival for an APA, a blog and finally the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast, Robin is out. So is his wife Valerie. But in it's place they've created the streaming film fest you can play along with at home. Complete the experience with your very own RVIFF tee, mug, notebook or button.

Description: As experts in horror, Ken and Robin know the terror of an inessential meeting. Engage in an act of blood-chilling quiet quitting with this heady design.

Description: Express your Joy Of Missing Out with the latest batrachian design from the Ken and Robin merch store.

Description: It's not alien tech, it's just a pal from beyond the solar system. Buy it for your favorite astronomer, who will get the joke.

Description: Others might turn up their noses upon discovering that an eldritch entity has summoned itself into their latte foam. But just like your gaming podcast pals Ken and Robin, you don't let minor details keep you away from the essential nectar your brain demands.

Description: Meep no more for fashionable casual wear as Ken and Robin let your ghoul flag fly.

Description: Ken and Robin are proud to have snagged exclusive merch rights for Arkham MA's foremost roaster of ancient artisanal coffees, Strange Brews. Whether you're filtering it in a Yithian cone or sipping a cappuccino with formless foam, Strange Brews coffee will reanimate your perspective and help you remember that thing you saw in the barn that chilly New England night.

Description: Ken and Robin provide another sterling piece of advice for space opera games and life in general with this piece of interstellar mustelid casual wear.

Description: The Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast carefully calibrates its merchandise to the specific content of our show. Or sometimes we just blatantly pander to your interests, as in the case of this robed rabbit Cthulhu cultist.

Description: What's stealthier than boasting of your stealth? Declare your top GUMSHOE ability and your powers of duck deception with this ninja-like design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff.

Description: Game Masters strive to build rational plots, but when the players take the reins, all manner of lizard riding breaks out. Yes, another rule of tabletop roleplaying handed down from the Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast has now achieved merchandise form.

Description: If you like tentacles, and you like cats, and we think we know you pretty well and can say that you do, the latest design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff is a cat with tentacles.

Description: Note the tenor of our present era along with Ken, Robin, a rhino, a cockatrice, and whatever the heck that turnip-headed thing in the background is.

Description: Before you send undead packing with your clerical powers, help them update their privacy settings.

Description: Margaret Atwood says that the primary theme of Canadian literature is survival. Well, what's a bigger obstacle to survival than Cthulhu, enjoying a frosty repose on a far northern glacier courtesy of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast?

Description: Promulgate the number one rule of game night with this famished design from Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff.

Description: Warn co-workers of your communication style with the latest item from the Ken and Robin merch store.

Description: New school dungeon crawlers don't just want xp. They want feelings with their looting and fighting.

Description: Show off your defining GUMSHOE ability with a design that knows what the Internet is for.

Description: Celebrate the inevitable rise of the cephalopods and subtweet your followers with this oceanic design from the Ken and Robin merch store.

Description: Thanks to the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff, you know the most important fact about rhinos, and can now proclaim it to one and all with this fine item of keratin-nosed merchandise.

Description: Does your workplace routine feel like being periodically reborn in fire? The Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast assist you in your erudite grousing with this forlorn phoenix.

Description: Ken and Robin met this cool dragon in their time machine and he wanted to be on a shirt so here you go.