Keep A Distance Shorts

Description: This is a funny and hilarious blend of frustration while social distancing amidst this pandemic. Wear or gift this sassy design and stand apart from the six feet social distancing rule.

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned! It's a perfect choice for hangouts with friends, parties, Halloween, or city outings. Additionally, it can be a fun and unique gift for your loved ones, bringing laughter and joy.

Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.

Description: Embrace your need for personal space with this bold 'Not A Hugger' design. This statement artwork is perfect for introverts and anyone who values their personal bubble, preferring to keep a comfortable distance. The design clearly communicates your preference: 'Does not like human contact. Personal space is highly protected.' It's ideal for individuals who are reserved, independent, and touch averse, making a clear statement about their boundaries. A great way to express your preference for solitude and quiet, ensuring others respect your need for distance without having to say a word.

Description: Embrace your inner introvert with this 'Not A Hugger' design. Perfect for those who value personal space and prefer to avoid human contact. This statement piece clearly communicates your boundaries, making it ideal for anyone who protects their personal bubble and appreciates a good laugh about their touch-averse nature. A humorous way to express your feelings without saying a word.

Description: Keep a safe distance between vehicles. Health and safety information design.

Description: Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and the strangers.

Description: coronavirus, corid19, virus, alert, warning, safety, health

Description: You're Too Close design for personal space enthusiasts, introverts, and social distancing advocates. A humorous saying for people who value their personal bubble.

Description: Im a Huge Fan Of Space Both Outer and Personal. Perfect Gift Idea for your introverted, space and science lover friends!

Description: Im a Huge Fan Of Space Both Outer and Personal. Perfect Gift Idea for your introverted, space and science lover friends!

Description: An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough is a funny text design to tell people you like being alone.

Description: A humorous yellow and black human warning label / caution sign stating NEXT MOOD SWING 60 SECONDS KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE