Keep Your Distance Shorts
Description: at the very least wash your damn hands, stay 6 feet away and for goodness sake Stay Home!
Wash Your Hands and Keep Your Distance Shorts
by FabulouslyFeminist
$21 $27
Bulldogs keep your distance please stay 6 feet away Shorts
by jasminerandon69
$21 $27
Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true nu metal fans and vinyl collectors. A versatile staple that pairs with jeans, jackets or a festival fit. Calling all nu metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the brutal, chaotic power of turn-of-the-millennium heavy metal at its most aggressive. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, nu metal diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Heavy, mask-clad artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Maggots Keep Your Distance, 'cause I Will Rip You Apart Nu Metal Art Shorts
by Pulse Terrain
$21 $27
Tested Immune - Still Keep your distance - Coronavirus Shorts
by TMBTM
$21 $27
Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned! It's a perfect choice for hangouts with friends, parties, Halloween, or city outings. Additionally, it can be a fun and unique gift for your loved ones, bringing laughter and joy.
I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance Shorts
by Taramisous
$21 $27
Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.
Please keep a safe distance from the walls. Be responsible and protect your forehead! Shorts
by englishlearning
$21 $27
Pretty Flower Keep Your Distance Sassy Introvert Shorts
by kaianana
$21 $27
Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, metal, rock, 90s, musician, 70s, 80s lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.
Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart Nu Metal Since 2004 Shorts
by Azizgram
$21 $27
Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, nu metal, heavy metal, classic metal gift, vintage metal, iowa, vol3thesubliminalverses lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.
Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart Nu Metal Since 2004 Shorts
by Azizgram
$21 $27
Description: Hit the pavement safely with this "Night Run - Please Keep Your Distance" design! Perfect for night runners, joggers, and marathon trainers who love their personal space while staying active. Whether you're dodging traffic or just want some room to breathe during your midnight cardio, this funny and relatable running quote tee is a must-have for your workout wardrobe. Great gift for fitness enthusiasts, track athletes, and anyone who prefers solo night runs!
Night Run Please Keep Your Distance Funny Runner T-Shirt Shorts
by tee-sailor
$21 $27
Description: This design focuses on the core clinical skill of neurological localization, the process of determining exactly where a lesion or dysfunction exists within the nervous system based on physical signs. It highlights the analytical precision required to map symptoms back to specific areas of the brain, brainstem, or spinal cord. By centering on the ability to pinpoint the origin of a neural signal or deficit, this piece represents the sophisticated diagnostic power and specialized knowledge used to navigate the complex pathways of the human body.
Description: This design features a sharp, aggressive wit that perfectly suits the high-stakes environment of a professional shop. It focuses on the authority of the master craftsman and the dangerous precision of the planer—a tool designed to shave off layers of resistance until a surface is perfectly smooth. By centering on the "get planed" warning, the piece represents the boundary-setting humor of a trade worker who needs space to execute their skilled trades without interruption. It highlights the no-nonsense attitude required on a job site where safety and accuracy are the top priorities, proving that if you get in the way of a builder’s workflow, you might just end up being the next thing they "level out."
Description: This design is for the elite laboratory professional who values their personal space as much as their chemical equilibrium. It serves as a witty warning from the chemist who knows exactly how to balance any "acidic" personality that gets too close to their bench. A perfect choice for research scientists, lab technicians, and chemistry teachers who prefer to work in a stable environment and aren't afraid to use a little pH-based humor to keep the boundaries clear.
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE OR GET NEUTRALIZED Shorts
by Expired Brain Juice
$21 $27
Description: This design is for the financial professional who values their workspace and their concentration during the height of the busy season. It celebrates the CPA, bookkeeper, and tax accountant who use the absolute laws of double-entry bookkeeping as a humorous warning to anyone interrupting their flow. A perfect choice for the ledger expert who knows that in the world of finance, every action has a reaction—and an unauthorized interruption might just result in a permanent reduction of your personal assets.