Keep Your Distance Shorts

Description: Politely tell people to keep their distance.

Description: Don't get too close to me!

Description: Keep Your Distance

Description: Help remind people to keep 2 meters or 6 feet apart

Description: Stay at least 6 feet away

Description: Forget standing 6 feet apart, you should stand 1 moose-length apart.

Description: Keep Your Distance

Description: Keep Your Distance

Description: Keep your distance

Description: Wear this design as a reminder to you and others to KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

Description: at the very least wash your damn hands, stay 6 feet away and for goodness sake Stay Home!

Description: Bulldogs keep your distance please stay 6 feet away

Description: Yes, we're vaccinated against covid-19, but that doesn't mean we want you up in our grill already.

Description: Social Distancing Reminder in your face! Send us your picture wearing this t-shirt Hashtag #bearded_papa and mention @bearded_papa to be featured.

Description: Please Keep Your Social Distance - Coronavirus Covid-19

Description: Promise!

Description: Inspired by the "Keep Calm and Carry On" British WWII poster. For these crazy times with the coronavirus.

Description: Cat lover!

Description: This design features metal art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true nu metal fans and vinyl collectors. A versatile staple that pairs with jeans, jackets or a festival fit. Calling all nu metal fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the brutal, chaotic power of turn-of-the-millennium heavy metal at its most aggressive. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for metalheads, nu metal diehards, festival-goers and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect metal band gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to concerts, festivals or just to make a statement. Heavy, mask-clad artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: A cheerful little frog casually wields an enormous chainsaw while wearing an innocent expression and standing among colorful grass and explosive comic-style accents. The contrast between the adorable character and the aggressively oversized tool creates a goofy dark-humor design built around the message “Please Keep Your Distance.”

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance

Description: I Got Covid So Keep Your Distance

Description: Keep your distance and respect the quills! This vintage porcupine design combines woodland wildlife, retro outdoor style, and a playful reminder that wild has boundaries. Perfect for nature lovers, campers, hikers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates North American forest animals. Wear it on your next backwoods adventure or give it as a fun gift to a porcupine lover.

Description: Tested Immune - Still Keep your distance. Coronavirus awareness design.

Description: Keep Calm And Also Keep Your Distance - White Imprint

Description: I Have A Compromised Immune System Please Keep Your Distance You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned! It's a perfect choice for hangouts with friends, parties, Halloween, or city outings. Additionally, it can be a fun and unique gift for your loved ones, bringing laughter and joy.

Description: When a very easy explanation refuses to make sense, frustration can reach surprisingly dramatic levels. Suddenly, the walls become suspiciously close, and the furniture seems to be witnessing an intellectual emergency. This humorous warning turns ordinary confusion into an imaginary safety campaign, as if the room itself needs protective regulations. The message is delivered with the seriousness of an official announcement, but the situation is completely ridiculous. Instead of letting confusion turn into a physical reaction, it suggests taking a step back, breathing, and giving the brain another chance to process what is happening. After all, no difficult lesson is worth leaving a forehead-shaped souvenir on the wall.

Description: Pretty Flower Keep Your Distance Sassy Introvert

Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, metal, rock, 90s, musician, 70s, 80s lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.

Description: Slipknot nu metal shirt — "Keep your distance, 'cause I will rip you apart". vintage screen-print design for Slipknot fans, nu metal, heavy metal, classic metal gift, vintage metal, iowa, vol3thesubliminalverses lovers and collectors. The perfect Slipknot gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.

Description: This bold baseball design features a stylized navy and gold baseball glove holding a classic baseball, surrounded by the phrase “PLAY BY THE RULES!” and the message “KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!” The vintage-inspired color palette and athletic lettering create a strong sports aesthetic. A fun choice for Milwaukee baseball fans, glove enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys baseball humor with a retro-inspired look. Great for game days, baseball gatherings, casual fan wear, and sports-themed occasions.

Description: Great to wear to while working your dog. Let people know you are training and they should keep their distance. Great for dogs who are reactive to people and other dogs. Let them know ahead of time. Great gift.

Description: Hit the pavement safely with this "Night Run - Please Keep Your Distance" design! Perfect for night runners, joggers, and marathon trainers who love their personal space while staying active. Whether you're dodging traffic or just want some room to breathe during your midnight cardio, this funny and relatable running quote tee is a must-have for your workout wardrobe. Great gift for fitness enthusiasts, track athletes, and anyone who prefers solo night runs!