Ktm Motorcycles Shorts
Description: Here are the questions you can expect to get when you own a KTM: "Nice bike, who makes it? Yeah, but who makes the KTM? Kawasaki? Can you explain it to me in terms of cars, guns, football teams, apple pie, obesity, or something else American so I can understand it?" "Where's Austria? Is it by Australia? Did you mean Australia?" "Nice Kawasaki."
Description: "This big fat pig is beautiful." That's what you think every time you look back at your shiny adventure bike in a parking lot. Then you take it off road, and a protruding pebble sends you into a violent highside crash, fracturing your clavicle. Good luck with that big pig of a bike now, you might be better off just trying to eat it.
Description: Wear this shirt while you travel to far off lands so you can point out to the natives where you are from. They'll smile kindly and nod even though they understood you the first time you said "America". Nobody cares that you're from Idaho, and you probably just took the conversation down a notch by trying to get them to understand based on a t-shirt that doesn't even have state lines.
Description: If you're considering this shirt, some time must have passed since you've owned a "thumper". You've long forgotten the teeth shattering vibrations that travel up the handlebars and into your soul. You've forgiven it for ejecting critical screws and bolts along the route like it was trying to leave a breadcrumb trail for you to follow back home. And you've moved past it's prejudice speeds that would allow you to load it up and take it on the expressway. Commemorate your ex with this shirt.
