Landline Shorts

Description: T-shirt for every occasion.

Description: Anyone remember landlines? Anyone?...Bueller?

Description: It's a choice not use a mobile phone not an inability.

Description: Funny communication standards parody featuring the masked slasher rejecting modern text messages and demanding a proper 2:00 AM terrifying landline phone call.

Description: A drawing from last year

Description: "What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer is stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting." Get some gear featuring the best final girl to ever do it.

Description: This one says "Never Forget" underneath a picture of an external modem from the 1990s (specifically it's a US Robotics Courier). If you grew up in the BBS scene or were a sysop yourself, you'll want one of these!

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: A cool retro black rotary phone dial with pi as the phone number on the circular dial: 314-159-2653. Back print t-shirt..

Description: I-Have-No-Idea-What-This-Is-Retro-Tech-80s-90s-Nostalgia-design

Description: Celebrate the era between rotary dials and cell phones with this throwback design!

Description: Retro 90s Landline

Description: A vintage black rotary phone dial with the 406 Montana area code on the circular dial. Old school phone dial. Retro. Just like the landline grandma had in the 70s.

Description: Funny Gen-X rating with mixtapes landlines coons VHS and arcades.

Description: Dramatic Screaming Phone Call

Description: This fun throwback vintage artwork features a block printed retro phone in blue and white.

Description: retro corded phone

Description: I want everyone to meet you. You're my favorite person of all time.

Description: 80s Phone Call