Legume Shorts

Description: A deep somber voice cuts the fog. "Beware the bean"

Description: creature from the black lagoon classic monsters movie parody, there is something in your soup!

Description: Let everyone know how much you love Tofu with this sweet design!

Description: A cartoon peanut with a shocked expression is centered on a black background. The peanut has wide eyes, raised eyebrows, and a gaping mouth with pink lips and tongue. Above the peanut, the white text "ARE YOU" is displayed in a distressed, outlined font.

Description: Garbanzo Bean Chick Peas Funny Food Wordplay

Description: Oui, je suis un cornichon, et alors ? Adoptez ce petit personnage de cornichon adorable et plein d'assurance ! Idéal pour les amateurs d'humour français, de citations décalées et d'illustrations mignonnes.

Description: Clarence was just your average legume growing up. Unfortunately he took one too many knocks to the noggin, and now he's half a peanut off... if you know what I mean. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Description: New range of Alphabet Illustrations based on the first words of Evelyn. Originally a project started for the Manx Gaelic Language.

Description: This vibrant design showcases a beautifully illustrated assortment of beans, including black beans, lima beans, pinto beans, and more. Perfect for food enthusiasts, vegetarians, or anyone who loves culinary art. This design adds a colorful touch to your wardrobe or kitchen decor and is a must-have for healthy eating and plant-based living advocates. A great gift for organic food lovers and those who appreciate unique artistic illustrations!

Description: Showcase your love for legumes with this whimsical 'Chickpea Champion' graphic. Features a friendly, crayon-textured chickpea character and colorful text, perfect for foodies and anyone with a sense of humor.

Description: Perfect for a cold day!

Description: Do you like Koalas? How about legumes? If you said YESSIR, have I got the shirt for you! I recommend getting a bright color shirt so the peanut butter part appears.

Description: Just you try to sweep the leg of this lunatic legume and see if you don't get your shell crane kicked! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Description: This glorious roadside peanut in Ashburn, Georgia was a victim of Hurricane Michael in 2018 and should be rebuilt sometime in 2023.

Description: If there are ever rumors of a zombie outbreak, I think the first thing to do is check to see what day it is. If it's Monday, take the rumors with a grain of salt. This was me today. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/