Lied Shorts
Description: This design was inspired by one of the greatest action movies to come out of the 80s. Commando. It has no morals, no lessons to teach, no political statements, just pure vengeance to the scumbags that kidnapped John Matrix's beloved daughter. He doesn't try to reason with the bad guys or take precautions like most action heroes would. He just goes on a rampage and kills everyone in sight until his daughter is safe in his arms again. Now that's a good daddy!
Description: This design is for gun owners, patriots, and Second Amendment supporters. It features the powerful statement If I Had 12 Guns And The Government Takes 6 How Many Guns Do I Have Left? 47. Because I Lied About Having 12. Perfect for showing your stance on firearm rights and gun ownership.
Description: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied!" Celebrate the peak of 80s action cinema with this Commando (1985) inspired design. Featuring the ultimate one-liner from Colonel John Matrix, this shirt is a tribute to Arnold Schwarzenegger at his most unstoppable. Perfect for fans of retro action movies, vintage bodybuilding culture, and the glorious era of the one-man army. Whether you're a fan of Bennett, the steam pipe showdown, or just high-octane cult classics, this distressed vintage-style graphic tee is a must-have for your collection. Let off some steam, Bennett!
Commando 1985 I Lied T-Shirt | Arnold Schwarzenegger John Matrix Quote 80s Action Shorts
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$21 $27
Description: Megadeth thrash metal shirt — "We lied to each other so much that in nothing we trust". vintage screen-print design for Megadeth fans, heavy metal, rock, metal, musician, death metal, black metal lovers and collectors. The perfect Megadeth gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1997.
We lied to each other so much that in nothing we trust Thrash Metal Since 1997 Shorts
by ISC_Italy-Street-Club
$21 $27
Description: Megadeth distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Megadeth fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of band, megadeth, metal, rock, heavy metal. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Droogies We Lied to Each Other So Much That in Nothing We Trust Thrash Metal Art Shorts
by joko_fashion
$21 $27
Description: Megadeth thrash metal shirt — "We lied to each other so much that in nothing we trust". vintage screen-print design for Megadeth fans, thrash metal, speed metal, thrash metal gift, vintage metal, concert band, thrash metal album art lovers and collectors. The perfect Megadeth gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 1986.
Description: Funny fishing design for bass anglers who enjoy making memories on the water. A great gift for fishermen, fishing lovers, and anyone who loves a good fishing joke.
I've Caught More Fish Than You Lied About Funny Fishing Bass Angler Gift Shorts
by Rua stino
$21 $27
Description: Tired Of Being Lied To - Flag Face Grief Portrait Tired Of Being Lied To. A bowed head, flag as skin, hand pressed to a weary brow — this piece renders national exhaustion as something deeply personal, not just political. Dripping paint and chaotic mixed-media texture ground the flag in grief rather than pride, echoing the same restless current running through Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America. It’s less anger, more heaviness — the toll of being lied to, worn right into the country’s own skin. Bold, striking, and unforgettable on tees, hoodies, and wall art. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.
Description: Tired Of Being Lied To - Melting Truth Typography Art Tired Of Being Lied To. A bold, dripping black-ink serif statement dripping with quiet fury — no portrait, no distraction, just the truth in stark black and white. This typography-first protest piece channels the same restless energy behind Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America — perfect for anyone done with spin and ready to say it plainly. Melting drip details give it a raw, hand-inked edge that stands out on tees, hoodies, and wall art alike. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.
Description: Tired Of Being Lied To - Flag Face Grief Portrait (Dark Version) Tired Of Being Lied To. A bowed head, flag as skin, hand pressed to a weary brow — this piece renders national exhaustion as something deeply personal, not just political. Dripping paint and chaotic mixed-media texture ground the flag in grief rather than pride, echoing the same restless current running through Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America. It’s less anger, more heaviness — the toll of being lied to, worn right into the country’s own skin. Bold, striking, and unforgettable on tees, hoodies, and wall art. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.
Description: We Want Change - Tired Of Being Lied To Bold Afro Woman Portrait (Dark Version) Tired Of Being Lied To. We Want Change. This bold pop-art protest portrait captures a defiant Black woman with a vibrant afro and painterly headwrap, framed by explosive orange typography demanding truth and accountability. Part street-art, part civic manifesto, this design channels the same energy driving Divided America, Resistance 2026, Declaration 250, No Kings, and Free America movements — a visual voice for anyone done with spin and ready for real change. Bright color-blocked contrast, gritty grunge texture, and hand-lettered type make this a standout protest piece for tees, hoodies, and wall art. Wear your truth. Puff Sumo.