Low Initiative Shorts

Description: A whimsical scene featuring a sloth dressed as a wizard, complete with a star-patterned hat and robe. The sloth is depicted resting on a large, yellow 20-sided die, holding a potion bottle in one hand. A sword lies beneath the die. The text reads "I'm not Lazy, I just rolled a LOW INITIATIVE". The background is black with small orange stars.

Description: Well crap, I rolled a 1.

Description: Show off your eco friendly beliefs with this shirt! Maybe wearing this around town will help you to convince your friends and neighbors to ditch plastic, buy some reusable straws, and go zero waste. It's worth the effort to be upfront with your beliefs. The more people are confronted with the truth about the environment, the more likely they are to take climate change seriously. Being environmentally friendly is so important, and not just for us but for all of our children and their children. How can you become more eco friendly?

Description: When you want to be first but the dice says otherwise.

Description: I'm not lazy, I just rolled low initiative.