Macrodata Refinement Shorts
The Work is Mysterious and Important - Severance Shorts
by GlitchBaby
$21 $27
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Description: If your review went badly because you use big words, I made this design for you! Show you’re “meeting expectations” (and then some) with this Severance-inspired “Devour Feculance” design. An homage to Mr. Milchick’s perfectly chipper performance reviews where the smiles are wide, the notes are vague, and the feculance is, well… devoured. Ideal for Innies who crave corporate affirmation, Outies who suspect they’re being graded on a curve, and anyone who’s ever said “I'm sorry Mr. Drummond” through clenched teeth. Pairs nicely with Defiant Jazz, waffle-based incentives, and a healthy fear of Break Room productivity metrics.
Severance- The Work is Mysterious and Important Shorts
by GlitchBaby
$21 $27
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