Macrodata Refinement Shorts
Description: Perfect for fans of Apple TV+’s psychological thriller, this design captures the show’s eerie office culture and the resilience of its characters. Whether you’re team Macrodata Refinement, obsessed with Kier Eagan’s cryptic philosophy, or just love a good workplace mystery, this tee is a must-have.
Description: Featuring silhouettes of the dancing characters in the iconic scene against a glowing background, this design captures the eerie yet mesmerizing energy of Lumon Industries’ most iconic office ritual. Perfect for fans of Apple TV+’s psychological thriller, this tee is a tribute to the show’s unique blend of dystopian mystery and dark humor.
Description: A cold, clinical take on a classic walk. This design features a striking 'Neural Blue' glow, representing the chip-activated consciousness of the Lumon staff. With electric-blue linework and a clean sci-fi aesthetic, it’s a sophisticated nod to the most unsettling office job in television history. Perfect for those who prefer their corporate thrillers with a side of mystery.
Description: What happens when you leave the elevator? This design focuses on the 'Outies'—the versions of ourselves we never truly meet. A haunting, digital-glitch tribute to the duality of the severed life. Whether you're at a wellness session or just living your life, this shirt is a reminder that half of you is always somewhere else.
Description: Elevate your style with this bold "Devour Feculence" design, inspired by Severance and perfect for fans of dystopian satire, dark humor, and minimalist aesthetics. Ideal for t-shirts, stickers, and posters, this eye-catching graphic makes a statement while celebrating your love for cult TV references. Show your appreciation for clever corporate satire — a must-have for Severance fans!
Description: Step into the unsettling world of Lumon Industries with this minimalist Severance-inspired bandage design. Whether you see it as a symbol of corporate control, a nod to workplace dystopia, or just a subtle sci-fi reference, this bandage/band-aid artwork captures the eerie aesthetic of the hit psychological thriller. Perfect for fans of Severance, mind-bending storytelling, dark humor, and corporate satire, this design is available on a variety of products, from shirts and hoodies to stickers and mugs. Show your devotion to Lumon… or question everything. Get yours today!
Lumon Blue Bandage/Band-Aid – Severance Minimalist Corporate Dystopia Design Shorts
by Prickly Bear
$21 $27
Description: Step back in time with Mark's Retro Revival, a nostalgic tribute to the mind-bending world of "Severance". This eye-catching design features a balloon and suit, reminiscent of a bygone era, paired with Mark's iconic expression. The retro color palette and vintage style font evoke a sense of nostalgia and fun, perfectly capturing the show's unique blend of corporate dystopia and human connection. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply looking for a unique and stylish design, Mark's Retro Revival is sure to impress.
Description: Brighten your innie workday with 90s Memphis - Milchick! Featuring vibrant pastel colors, playful squiggles, and distressed textures straight out of the 90s Memphis design scene, this retro piece gives a chaotic pop art twist to the most enthusiastic macrodata refinement supervisor around. Perfect for Severance fans who love their corporate vibes fun, loud, and slightly unsettling.