Maximum Shorts
Description: Who ya gonna lick? Yiffbusters suits up a pack of paranormal professionals armed with questionable science, overconfidence, and equipment that definitely voids the warranty. When class-5 thirst entities start sliming the city, these furry heroes are ready to believe you — and your windows. Protecting the public from supernatural moisture, one haunted glass panel at a time.
Description: Welcome to the Licktrix. The Yifftrix plugs one leather-clad wolf into a digital nightmare of floating responsibilities, adulting, judgment, and mailman trauma. Reality is optional. Windows are inevitable. With one paw raised and one word glowing bright — “Nope” — this design asks the only question that matters: what if the system wasn’t broken… just extremely furry?
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: The truth is moist. The Lick Files cracks open a classified board of paw prints, fogged glass, strange sightings, and agents who have seen too much. Every case points to one impossible conclusion: they’re out there, they want to lick, and nobody in the Bureau is emotionally prepared. Trust no one. Open no window. Believe the condensation.
Description: You are about to enter a dimension not only of sight and sound… but of licks and absolutely no respect. The Yiffy Zone takes one nervous traveler into an airborne nightmare where the window seat is not safe, the clouds are suspicious, and something outside has paws, teeth, and terrible boundaries. There’s some yiffing on the wing… and it knows you looked.
Description: Captain, the Yiff Drive cannae take much more! Yiff Trek launches the crew into deep-space chaos where the engines are overheating, the windows are compromised, and the furry output has reached dangerous levels. Boldly going where no paw has licked before, this design proves the final frontier was never space… it was self-control.
Description: A black background with white text presented in a nutritional facts label format. The main heading is 'Welder Facts'. It lists 'Serving Size 1 container abow g' and 'Amount Per Serving' followed by a list of traits for a welder with percentages: 'Fixing stupid mistakes 100%', 'Steady hand 100%', 'Flux master 100%', 'Maximum penetration 100%', and 'Strange positions 100%'. A small paragraph at the bottom contains humorous, nonsensical text related to a welder's diet.
Description: Hello, Clarice… the window knows what you want. The Silence of the Hams slips into psychological fur-ror with one dangerously charming fox, one nervous investigator, and a sheet of glass that should never be trusted. He’s intelligent, manipulative, extremely lickable, and absolutely not supposed to be behind glass. The case is cold. The condensation is fresh.
Description: Gotham has a new problem, and it smells like wet paws and questionable morals. The Bark Knight brings noir grit, comic-book drama, and furry chaos into one interrogation room where the hero broods, the villain drools, and justice gets uncomfortably thirsty. Some heroes bark in the dark. Some villains just want to watch the windows fog.
Description: Some relics are cursed. Some windows are irresistible. Yiffers of the Lost Bark follows a rugged treasure hunter into ancient ruins, forbidden temples, and one very dangerous display case marked “Do Not Lick.” The artifact belongs in a window, the villains are already drooling, and history is about to get paw-marked. Adventure has never been this thirsty.
Description: Welcome to Yiffer’s, where the pizza is cold, the mascots are friendly, and the cameras definitely won’t save you. Five Nights at Yiffer’s is an employee training nightmare packed with smiling performers, suspicious noises, and rules written by someone who did not survive orientation. Do not open the doors. Do not lick the spare parts. And whatever happens… survive until 6 AM.
Description: Unlike the 1970s CB craze which fueled movies like Smokey and the Bandit, and countless CB-themed songs – which in turn saw the CB phenomenon positively explode – today’s CB culture breeds a more mature mode of communicating. In fact, CB communications are alive and well and most likely living in your neighborhood as people are increasingly looking to CB communications. I’m not sure that state troopers will be returning to Citizen’s Band radio any time soon, but just in case, trust no one.
Description: All lick and no yiff makes Jack a thirsty boy. The Lickening checks into a haunted hotel where isolation does strange things to the furry mind and every frozen window whispers your name. The halls are too quiet, the elevator is suspiciously damp, and room service is not what you ordered. Whatever you do, don’t answer the glass. It already knows you’re awake.
Description: Life found a way… then immediately licked the fence. Jurasslick Park opens the gates to a prehistoric disaster where raptors drool, glass trembles, and every safety sign was ignored with confidence. When thunder rolls and the paddock fogs, one thing becomes clear: these dinos aren’t extinct, they’re just unsupervised. Please do not feed them. Please do not tap the glass. Please run.
Description: Down in the storm drain, something is smiling… and it brought a balloon. IT LICKS crawls out of the gutter with clown-faced fur, bad intentions, and a tongue that knows every window in town. The rules are simple: don’t follow the red balloon, don’t answer the scratching, and never lean too close to the glass. Because down here, they all lick down here.
Description: Catch the signal. Catch the thirst. Max Yiffroom broadcasts live from somewhere between late-night television, bad decisions, and a window you definitely should not adjust. With shades, static, neon glare, and maximum broadcast swagger, this design beams pure furry chaos straight into your screen. Technical difficulties are temporary. The thirst is eternal.
Description: A galaxy infested. A rebellion thirsty. The Empire Licks Back launches furry sci-fi chaos into hyperspace with paw-marked starships, battle-ready wolves, and one looming dark lord who definitely knows where the windows are. May the fur be with you as the licking empire strikes again, harder, wetter, and with dramatically better lighting.
Description: In Raccoon City, the outbreak isn’t airborne — it’s expressive, damp, and pressing its face against the containment glass. Resident Yiff drops you into a biohazard nightmare where Patient Zero just wanted attention and accidentally became everyone’s problem. Keep your distance. Barricade the windows. And whatever you do, do not make eye contact. It may attempt to lick you.
Description: He came from the future to moisten the past. The Furminator is a chrome-soaked, leather-clad lick machine built for one mission: contact. Half wolf, half unstoppable thirst, this cybernetic menace stalks the neon streets with glowing eyes, tactical slobber, and absolutely no respect for reinforced glass. Resistance is futile. Condensation has been detected. You are the target.
Description: Hope can set you free… but the windows call to you. Shaw-Yiff Redemption tells the touching prison-yard tale of one inmate, one impossible dream, and one correctional facility where no cell can contain the thirst. Brotherhood is temporary, yiffercise builds character, and some do time while others do licks. Get busy yiffing… or get busy licking.
Description: Maximum Overdrive is a 1986 American horror film theatrically released on July 25, 1986, to both critical and commercial failure. The story takes place after a comet-induced radiation storm on Earth causes machines to come to life and turn against their makers on a worldwide killing spree. Holed up in a North Carolina truck stop, a group of survivors must fend for themselves against the mechanized killers. A diner cook, Bill Robinson, emerges as the unlikely leader of the pack, attempting to find an escape plan for himself and the survivors, who include his boss, Bubba Hendershot, and a newlywed couple. Despite being a box office flop, the film went on to become a cult classic and maintains a solid fan base for its mindless destruction.
Description: Join the ultimate film club with this retro-style Stephen King Movie Club design celebrating cinematic horror history since 1976. Perfect for movie marathon nights, horror convention gear, or everyday wear for cult film fans. An essential piece for anyone who loves classic horror cinema and legendary authors.
