Mayonnaise Shorts
Description: Add a dash of humor to your wardrobe with this clever parody of a classic condiment brand! This design mimics the iconic look of a well-known mayonnaise jar label, complete with the distinctive navy blue and yellow color scheme and vintage-inspired bow detail. The text "I PUT MAYONNAISE ON MY MAYONNASIE" playfully pokes fun at mayo enthusiasts who can never get enough of their favorite condiment. With its retro "EST. 1913" detail and cheeky "Made with cage free eggs" tagline, this shirt is perfect for foodies, condiment connoisseurs, or anyone who appreciates a good culinary joke. The clean, professional design looks just like the real thing - until you do a double-take at the text!
Description: So do you like mayonnaise with your fries? Ever since visiting Europe, I've discovered the deliciousness of dipping my fries in mayo. I'm also a sucker for sandwiches with mayo like egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, and a nice crunchy BLT with mayo. I also love spicy mayo on my sushi rolls - spicy salmon is such a staple in my sushi orders. What do you like to put mayo on?
Description: A humorous design celebrating the love of mayonnaise, featuring a playful quote that food enthusiasts will relate to. With bold typography and a fun, quirky vibe, it captures the charm of condiment obsession and culinary humor. Perfect for anyone who enjoys lighthearted foodie art and whimsical kitchen-inspired designs.
Lead Graphite Mayonnaise Lincoln Aristophanes Ridiculous - Funny Saying Shorts
by Davidqerny Merch
$27
Description: Three friends found a drumset in a basement... and a band formed them. That was the beginning of 'A Mayonnaise Graveyard', and this is the Logo for the band created by lead singer Dale Dershimer... who passed away August 2019. Drummer Pete did a simple text to go with the jar, and this has formed the basic look and feel for the band for all the years. This is the Green/Yellow 'It's Turning!' version, for folks who like those... colors. For all the Mayonnites... thank you for all the years of support... -Pete, Justin (and Dale)... A Mayonnaise Graveyard
Description: Three friends found a drumset in a basement... and a band formed them. That was the beginning of 'A Mayonnaise Graveyard', and this is the Logo for the band created by lead singer Dale Dershimer... who passed away August 2019. This is a classic image of the band from the first ever show at The Stone House Bar January 13, 2007. For all the Mayonnites... thank you for all the years of support... -Pete, Justin (and Dale)... A Mayonnaise Graveyard
Description: Three friends found a drumset in a basement... and a band formed them. That was the beginning of 'A Mayonnaise Graveyard', and this is the Logo for the band created by lead singer Dale Dershimer... who passed away August 2019. Drummer Pete did a simple text to go with the jar, and this has formed the basic look and feel for the band for all the years. This is the 'Red Standard' design, but with no 'black' box, knocked out so the shirt color comes thru.. For all the Mayonnites... thank you for all the years of support... -Pete, Justin (and Dale)... A Mayonnaise Graveyard
Description: Three friends found a drumset in a basement... and a band formed them. That was the beginning of 'A Mayonnaise Graveyard', and this is the Logo for the band created by lead singer Dale Dershimer... who passed away August 2019. Drummer Pete did a simple text to go with the jar, and this has formed the basic look and feel for the band for all the years. For all the Mayonnites... thank you for all the years of support... -Pete, Justin (and Dale)... A Mayonnaise Graveyard
Description: Spongebob inspired distressed graphic — a bold retro design fans instantly recognize. Built for true bikini bottom fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of spongebob, bikini bottom, patrick star, squidward, patrick. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.
Description: Showcasing series art, this distressed graphic captures the mood animated series lovers and pop-culture fans live for. A bubbly salute to an eternally cheerful fry cook living beneath the sea. Made for fans of sunny undersea cartoons and silly animated joy. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee for film and TV lovers and pop-culture fans. Retro apparel and vintage pop-culture merch for true fans.
Description: Spongebob shirt Squarepants pride — "Is mayonnaise an instrument". cult-classic screen-print bikini bottom design for Spongebob fans and Squarepants collectors — spongebob, bikini bottom, patrick star, squidward, patrick, plankton. Perfect Spongebob graphic tee Squarepants gift for movie nights, marathons, birthdays and fan meetups. Soft, high-quality Squarepants buffs fabric — Spongebob spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1999.
