Mean Green Shorts
Description: In the year 1977, if you were just too big for a “Big Wheel,” there was only one alternative: Marx’s Green Machine. If you owned one, the other kids on your street would be “green” with envy. Selling for just under twenty dollars, this pedal-operated hot rod featured adjustable bucket seats, “hug the road tip-proof-design,” stick-shift controls and as per-size mag-style wheel with a honeycomb design on it. It was the perfect ride, according to promotional materials, “for guys 8 9, 10 years old who really know how to ride.” Hopefully, the green machine was for gals who knew how to ride too.
Description: Distressed retro agricultural design featuring a smiling farmer in overalls driving a classic green tractor equipped with massive watermelon rear wheels. Paired with the funny quote "Get In, Loser. We're Harvesting The Good Stuff." Perfect for farmers, gardeners, homesteaders, and vintage tractor fans.
Get In Loser We're Harvesting The Good Stuff - Farmer Watermelon Tractor Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$27
Description: Monochromatic green vintage illustration featuring a cozy frog wearing a sweater and hat riding a retro moped scooter with a matcha whisk set on back, surrounded by lilypads and the phrase "Get In, Loser. We're Getting That Green." Perfect for frog lovers, cottagecore fans, and matcha green tea enthusiasts.
