Metal Giant Shorts
Description: Get your hands on this Drewbacca exclusive design; a must-have for any Iron Giant/Maiden fan. Wear a conversation piece among envious eyes or give the best gift someone will ever receive! (Ok, maybe not the best, they might have been given a lightsaber or a puppy at some point, but it'll still be pretty cool!)
Christcore Christan Metal Hardcore Punk Shorts
by Mad Farmer Liberation Front
$21 $27
huitzil ecopop quetzalcoatl knight in metal armor art dogu Shorts
by Jorge Lebeau
$21 $27
Description: Get your hands on this Drewbacca exclusive design; a must-have for any Iron Giant fan. Wear a conversation piece among envious eyes or give the best gift someone will ever receive! (Ok, maybe not the best, they might have been given a lightsaber or a puppy at some point, but it'll still be pretty cool!)
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: A fanged giant fly, pumpkin-headed skeletons, a witch-hat werewolf and a very unhappy chef answer the call of two blazing pentagrams in this "Summon the Squad" monster lineup, topped with dripping metal-band lettering and a "Cult Classic" stamp. Loud, gritty and built for anyone whose friend group is basically a coven. A fun pick for Halloween parties, horror movie nights, or fans of vintage bootleg-style monster tees.
Summon the Squad Cult Classic Vintage Bootleg Horror Monster Crew Pentagram Shorts
by Fisheyed Graphics
$21 $27
Description: Two great bands in one. I'm not affiliated with either of them (this is fan art), go listen to their music and buy their merch.
HolyName Hatebreed logo parody Shorts
by Mad Farmer Liberation Front
$21 $27
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Description: Sleeping giant energy (dormant but massive). 33 solar masses (record breaker). Metal-poor mystery (first evidence). Aquila constellation (2,000 light-years). ED-2 stream ghost (cluster remnant). Second closest black hole (nearby). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection method).
Godzilla-Playing-Electric-Guitar Rock Metal Graphic Shorts
by Real Eserghanin
$21 $27
Eastern Orthodox Christian Trisagion Prayer Shorts
by Mad Farmer Liberation Front
$21 $27
Description: A loud and electrifying monster rock design featuring a giant reptile beast shredding a bold electric guitar with neon splashes, lightning energy, and heavy metal attitude. Perfect for kaiju fans, monster lovers, guitar players, rock music fans, metalheads, sci-fi creature enthusiasts, and anyone who loves wild creature art with powerful concert-poster energy.
