Mike Handy Shorts

Description: Oh the wonderful colors Mr. White can do! He can make BLUE that’s 99% true! How about you? Can you make BLUE too?

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Description: Two iconic slashers go head-to-head in this parody of the NBA logo.

Description: ...and now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. (in that great voice) Free dummy. SNL classic

Description: She never sleeps...must be all that coffee that's keeping her awake!

Description: GIMME SOME CANDY

Description: The only thing this mutated Turtle loves more than chomping on pizza pellets is battling (and eating) Ninja Ghosts! SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THIS DESIGN FEATURING THE OTHER TURTLES!

Description: When an 8 ball just won't do.

Description: My God, did that smell good! SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR MORE GI JOE PSA DESIGNS!

Description: Don't give him the stick! SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR MORE GI JOE PSA DESIGNS!

Description: Three kick-ass characters from three very different worlds connected by a common thread: hockey masks. It only gets bloodier as you go from good, to bad, to downright ugly.

Description: That's what being a Guardian is all about, Rocket Brown!

Description: Two Als for the price of one!

Description: What if Egon’s readings on that fateful morning had come true? New York City would’ve had TWO gigantic walking foodstuffs to deal with!

Description: It’s indescribably beautiful…it reminds me of the Fourth of July!

Description: What if Egon’s readings on that fateful morning had come true? New York City would’ve had TWO gigantic walking foodstuffs to deal with!

Description: There’s a tiger in my brain that no one else can see, You may think he isn’t real, but he’s real enough to me. Although our adventures may seem like a fun and silly game, The tiger in my brain is driving me insane!

Description: It’s Spookier on the Inside!

Description: You're gonna need a bigger Frog Suit!

Description: Go directly to Crystal Lake. Do not pass the Jarvis house. Do not collect Voorhees Dagger.

Description: For all your off-season haunted hotel needs, there isn't a single thing Jack will Overlook!

Description: Follow the imaginary adventures of little Laurie and her best friend Michael through the spooky streets of Haddonfield on Halloween night! SEE THE REST OF MY PORTFOLIO FOR ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THIS DESIGN FEATURING OTHER INFAMOUS SLASHERS!

Description: NO U TRIED TO KILL LAURIE

Description: Once a peaceful man named Frank, he is now a harbinger of punishment and death known only as...The Bunnisher.

Description: Bringing you the very best in eye-shooting firearms and ammunition since 1940!

Description: Oh look...some 8-bit cunt swooping out of the sky to save the day so you don't got to do it yourself.

Description: Puzzle Pig is a lovable, cheeky little piggy who lives with his best friend Mr. Puppet. Their favorite things include building elaborate traps, kidnapping, torture and jumping in muddy puddles!

Description: IF I CAN'T WORK LATE, I CAN'T WORK LATE!!!

Description: Retro gaming in the future has never been so bloody fun! NOT SAFE FOR WORK VERSION also available in my store.

Description: What happens when you cross a classic kid’s show marionette with a demon intent on possessing an innocent little girl from Georgetown, PA? The end result is far more disturbing than anyone could have imagined!

Description: Prepare yourself for the Pumpkin King's homecoming...

Description: It’s dangerous to go through the seven levels of the candy cane forest, the sea of swirly twirly gum drops and the Lincoln Tunnel alone! Take this.

Description: He’s an unstoppable ghost-busting machine sent from the future to rid New York City of all other-worldly entities and paranormal pests!

Description: All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy. All play and no work makes Jack a happy boy.

Description: The Little Police Box That Could Travel Through Time and Space...or, at least he thinks he can!