Minimum Shorts
Description: A yellow fist is centered on a black background, representing a union laborer. Above the fist, "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE" is displayed in bold, cracked yellow lettering. Below the fist, text details hourly rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMUM", "$100/HR IF LACKE THAK", "1250/HR IF HOW TO DO PANT", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background features a yellow lightning bolt at the top. Below it, "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" is written in bold yellow letters with a yellow line underneath. Further down, a list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions are presented in yellow and white text, detailing electrician service rates.
Description: A black background with white text listing electrician hourly rates, starting with '$70/HR MINIMUM' and increasing based on customer involvement. A yellow lightning bolt symbol is positioned above the title. The rates are: $100/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, and $300/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
Description: Retro Activism: Working Class Labor – This stark editorial image, "The Condition of the Laboring Man at Pullman," captures the relentless grip of corporate greed on the working class. A weighted press—marked "Low Wages" and "High Rent"—crushes an exhausted laborer beneath pillars of monopoly and wage slavery. In its time, Pullman’s exploitative grip forced workers into economic dependence, their pay swallowed by the very company that employed them. Today, echoes of this oppression persist. Healthcare costs, stagnant wages, and unchecked profiteering shape a new kind of subjugation, where survival remains a commodity rather than a right.
Description: A yellow triangular warning sign with a black border and black text. At the top, "CAUTION" is inside a black rectangle with a yellow exclamation mark icon. Below that, "INTROVERT" is displayed prominently. The bottom text reads "NO TALKING ALLOWED ANY OTHER SOCIAL INSTERACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT A MINIMUM."
Description: A rectangular sign with rounded corners against a black background. The sign itself is yellow with a thick black border. Text in black reads '< CAUTION', 'INTROVERT', 'NO TALKING ALLOWED', and the bottom lines read 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS' and 'SHOULD BE KEPT TOI A MINIMUM'.
Description: A black background features text and mechanical elements. At the top, "MILLWRIGHT" is in large, colorful lettering with a yellow and black striped border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list of dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM" and "$500 IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB," is presented in green and white text. Wrench and gear motifs frame the central text.
Description: A black background displays various sized gears at the top. Below the gears, the word "ENGINEER" is written in large red 3D letters. Beneath that, "HOURLY RATE" is in white. A list follows with dollar amounts and conditions, such as "$100 MINIMUM", "$125 IF YOU WATCH", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITHOUT KNOWING".
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in distressed red lettering at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. Below are listed hourly rates with corresponding conditions: "$100 - MINIMUM", "$130 - IF YOU WATCH", "$150 - IF YOU HELP", "$200 - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 - IF YOU TELL ME HOWD TO DO MY JOB". A set of golden gears is positioned above the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A yellow rectangular sign with a black border. The text reads '< CAUTION' at the top in a black banner. Below, 'INTROVERT' is displayed prominently. Further down, it states 'NO TALKING ALLOWED' and then 'ANY OTHER SOCIAL INTERIACTIONS SHOULD BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM'. The text is in black, bold, sans-serif font.
Description: A straight-up graphic with gold lettering and a gold fist. The text reads "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE". Below the fist, a black rectangular box with a gold border contains three lines of text indicating pay rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMTO", "$250/HR", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with bold white text detailing hourly rates for an engineer. The top reads "ENGINEER" within a yellow and blue border. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is centered with lightning bolt accents. A list follows with varying rates and conditions like "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A humorous graphic featuring an orange excavator with text indicating hourly rates. The top displays "OPERATOR HOURLY RATES" in a gradient of purple to green. Red circles show "$100/HR MINIMUM" and "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH". Below, conditions for rates are listed with corresponding dollar amounts.
Description: A black background features the words "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" in yellow capital letters, with a yellow lightning bolt symbol above. Below, the text "MINIUM 150 250 LEVEL INTERFRENCE $500 450 HOLEL INTERFRENCE $500 1 LEXOIDIANT ADVICE 200 UNSOLIANT ADVICE" is displayed in white and yellow letters.
