Minimum Shorts
Description: A white text-based composition on a black background. The top line reads "LET'S KEEP THE" in bold sans-serif capital letters, with a single horizontal line underneath. The second line, "Dumbfuckery", is in a flowing script font. The third line, "TO A MINIMUM", is in bold sans-serif capital letters. The final line, "Today", is in a script font.
Description: A black background design featuring the word "ENGINEER" in large red letters with a speckled texture. Above it are several yellow gears. Below "ENGINEER" is a red line followed by "HOURLY RATES" in white text. The subsequent lines list dollar amounts and phrases like "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...", "$250...IF YOU TELL ME HOWD", and "$250...HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A bold black background features text in yellow and white. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large, metallic gold letters with a blue outline. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white and yellow. A list details rates: "$100 or --- HR MINIMUM", "$170 or HR --- IF YOU WATCH", "$200 or HR --- IF YOU HELP", "$320 or HR ---- IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$500 or HR ----- IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB". Blue lightning bolts flank "HOURLY RATE".
Description: A cartoon bear dressed as a wizard stands against a black background with blue magical wisps. The bear wears a blue wizard hat with yellow stars and a matching cape tied with a blue knot. It holds a wand with a glowing tip. The text 'I CAST' is at the top and 'THE BEAR MINIMUM' is at the bottom.
Description: A black background features white text in a bold, sans-serif font. At the top, stylized wrenches flank a star. The main text reads "MECHANIC HOURLY RATE", followed by pricing tiers: "$100/HR MINIMUM", "$150/HR IF YOU WATCH", "IF YOU HELP", "$175/HR IF YOU HELP", "$200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$25U TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background features the bold red word "ENGINEER" at the top. Below it is a row of gold gears. The phrase "HOURLY RATE" is in grey. Further down, white text lists different prices based on the level of involvement with phrases like "$100 MIMINIMUM" and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with bold yellow and orange text. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT" with a yellow and blue hazard stripe border. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in orange. A list follows detailing various hourly rates with corresponding conditions, such as "$100 or HR ... MINIMUM" and "$500 or HR ... IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO MO DO MY JOB."
Description: There's no such thing as unskilled labor. Every job deserves a dignified living wage. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/
There's No Such Thing As Unskilled Labor - Worker Rights, Socialist, Leftist Shorts
by SpaceDogLaika
$27
Description: A black background features the word 'ENGINEER' in a segmented style with teal, tan, and cream blocks. Below this, the text 'HOURLY RATE' is displayed in large, brown capital letters, flanked by lightning bolt shapes. The subsequent lines detail hourly charges: '$100/HR FOR MINIMUM', '$170/HR IF YOU WATCH', '10P UP', '$500/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO ON JOB'.
