Mls Shorts

Description: "Sports Song" Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys, eh, not so much In fact we’ve played teams across the nation And you’re the worst one we’ve come across Try to assimilate that information And it just might help you cope with your impending loss Oh, and if somehow we are still failing To effectively articulate the points at hand Allow us now to summarize them in a manner That your feeble brains can understand We’re great (we’re great) And you suck (you s...

Description: FanArt About franchise player, David Villa! New York City Football Club is an American professional soccer team based in New York City that competes in Major League Soccer (MLS)

Description: Portland Timbers Snoopy Woodstock Soccer Running Field

Description: U.S.A. Retro Soccer

Description: Major League Soccer

Description: Origional digital illustration of Thierry Henry in New York, NYRB.

Description: Soccer team logo

Description: Your down a goal, with five minutes to go. Who do you turn to? Super Timmy Cahill…

Description: Their 2nd logo

Description: St. Louis STL Circle White Left Chest Tee

Description: St. Louis STL Circle

Description: My illustration of Colombian football legend Carlos Valderrama.

Description: The QC is off. The analyzer is down. The doctor called again. The walk-in is soundproof. “The Walk-In Cooler: Official Crying & Screaming Sanctuary.” is the formally designated emotional recovery space for every lab professional, researcher, and kitchen worker who has ever needed approximately two minutes of cold, quiet, unobserved decompression between the chaos outside and the professionalism required.

Description: Montreal Supra was a Canadian professional soccer club based in Montreal, Quebec that played in the Canadian Soccer League from 1988 to 1992.

Description: Denver Summit FC, Colorado's professional women's soccer club.

Description: Cup Champs

Description: The tube is pink. The serum is magenta. The hemolysis index is not a suggestion. “RECOLLECT. Grossly Hemolyzed.” is the clinical verdict and the daily reality for every phlebotomist, MLT, and lab scientist who has held a centrifuged tube up to the light, confirmed the worst, and reached for the phone to make a call that nobody on the other end wants to receive.

Description: Every test tells a story, so share yours proudly in this fun Lab Week 2026 graphic tee. Perfect for daily wear around the clinic, medical laboratory science students, or phlebotomists who love a cheerful, nostalgic theme. Show off your vital role in healthcare with an eye-catching design that brings smiles to both patients and coworkers.

Description: The official technical explanation for why a single blood draw tube looks like a crime scene. "DON'T PANIC. The optical density of blood is just very high." — delivered in vintage distressed block letters with the authority of a lab safety poster that has been through several centrifuge cycles. For every phlebotomist, MLS, and lab tech who has said these exact words to a panicking student and meant every one of them.

Description: Soccer Ball patent art by Dub Duck Sports

Description: Every test tells a story, so share yours proudly in this fun Lab Week 2026 graphic tee. Perfect for daily wear around the clinic, medical laboratory science students, or phlebotomists who love a cheerful, nostalgic theme. Show off your vital role in healthcare with an eye-catching design that brings smiles to both patients and coworkers.

Description: Denver Summit FC is an American professional soccer team based in the Denver metropolitan area that competes in the National Women's Soccer League. It was accepted as an expansion team on January 30, 2025, and will begin play in the 2026 season.

Description: Celebrate Medical Laboratory Professionals Week with this adorable Lab Week 2026 parody design. Featuring cute laboratory toys, science beakers, and a playful font style, it’s the ultimate way to honor the hard work of lab techs and pathologists. This makes a fantastic matching team apparel choice or a thoughtful appreciation gift for your favorite hospital lab crew.

Description: Every test tells a story, so share yours proudly in this fun Lab Week 2026 graphic tee. Perfect for daily wear around the clinic, medical laboratory science students, or phlebotomists who love a cheerful, nostalgic theme. Show off your vital role in healthcare with an eye-catching design that brings smiles to both patients and coworkers.

Description: Celebrate Medical Laboratory Professionals Week with this adorable Lab Week 2026 parody design. Featuring cute laboratory toys, science beakers, and a playful font style, it’s the ultimate way to honor the hard work of lab techs and pathologists. This makes a fantastic matching team apparel choice or a thoughtful appreciation gift for your favorite hospital lab crew.

Description: It was a normal shift. There was a specimen. There was a centrifuge. There was a phone call. “Sorry, We Centrifuged the Patient.” is the definitive statement of clinical lab absurdism — the moment when the chaos of specimen processing exceeds any reasonable explanation and the only honest answer is the one that makes no sense and perfect sense simultaneously.

Description: A dedication to my Colorado Rapids and all the MLS fans out there that have a hard time during the off-season.

Description: Tampa Bay Rowdies, 1975 NASL, soccer, vintage, retro, sports, football, Florida, history, collectible, original, classic, team, athletics, tshirt, memorabilia, NASL, 1970s, fan gear, merchandise

Description: Very Simple Graph

Description: Zlatan makes score goals looks easy, it is because he is Zlatan Ibrahimovic!

Description: Very Simple Graph

Description: The specimen was not in the rack. It was not in the refrigerator. It was not logged in the system. "Lab Coat Surprise: Found a Month Later." is the gentle, inevitable conclusion of a shift too busy to track where everything went — a tribute to every forgotten tube, every pocket archaeology discovery, and every lab professional who has reached into a lab coat they haven't worn in three weeks and immediately understood.

Description: Celebrates Lab Week 2026 with “Lab Story,” perfect for medical laboratory professionals. Ideal for lab technicians, lab assistants, phlebotomy techs, MLTs, MLSs, and medical lab science staff. Great for team shirts, workplace celebrations, and showing pride in the lab profession.

Description: Celebrate the legendary Hell Is Real Derby with this Cincinnati vs Columbus soccer inspired design. Perfect for supporters who love one of MLS's fiercest rivalries.

Description: A cool design.

Description: Fighter Sonny! *Sweet guitar riffs* Breem brom breeem, breem-brem-breem brem breeeeeeeeem!