My Boomstick Shorts
Description: It’s a 12 Gauge double barrelled Remington, S-Mart’s top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods department, that’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, it’s got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair-trigger. That’s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart,…. YOU GOT THAT!?
Description: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my new design! The twelve-gauge double-stitched Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this right here on this page. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 20 bucks. It's got Dual Shotguns, crossed chainsaws, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
