My Work Is Sharp Shorts
Description: A monochrome graphic with white line elements on a black background. It depicts a person in a rowboat fishing on a body of water, with mountains in the background and a circle representing the sun or moon. The text "TELL THE BOSS I CANT WORK TODAY" is at the top, and "MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is at the bottom.
Description: A graphic with the text "SOCIAL WORK IS MY JAM" in large white letters on a black background. Below are eight colorful jars filled with different items, each labeled with a word related to social work: "PROBLEM SOLVING", "EMPATHY", "INSPIRE" (x2), "ADVOCACY" (x2), "AVCOURAGE", and "ENCOURAGE".
Description: A cartoon-style graphic on a black background. Eight glass jars filled with colorful liquids are arranged in two rows. The top row has three jars labeled 'PROBLEM SOLVING', 'EMPATHY', and 'INSPIRE'. The bottom row has jars labeled 'ADVOCARAGE', 'ADVOCAAAGE', 'ENCOURAGE', and 'ENCOURAGE'. Two jar lids, one orange and one green, float above the jars. The text 'SOCIAL WORK IS MY JAM' is written in white, arched text at the top.
Description: A black background with white text and a graphic. The top text reads 'TELL THE BOSS I CANT WORK TODAY'. Below this is a scene with a bright circle representing the sun, clouds, birds, mountains, and choppy water. In the water is a boat with a person fishing, and the bottom text reads 'MY ARM IS IN A CAST'.
Description: If your longest commute in the last three years was to the kitchen — and you consider that a personal best — this shirt is your hall of fame moment. "My Commute Is 14 Steps" says everything without saying too much. You're not bragging. You're just reporting facts. Perfect gift for the remote worker, freelancer, or fully-distributed professional in your life. Great for birthdays, work anniversaries, or the day someone finally quits their office job for good. They'll wear it on their next video call background. On purpose. Premium quality graphic tee, soft fabric, high-contrast print. Grab your size — no office dress code required
Description: If your longest commute in the last three years was to the kitchen — and you consider that a personal best — this shirt is your hall of fame moment. "My Commute Is 14 Steps" says everything without saying too much. You're not bragging. You're just reporting facts. Perfect gift for the remote worker, freelancer, or fully-distributed professional in your life. Great for birthdays, work anniversaries, or the day someone finally quits their office job for good. They'll wear it on their next video call background. On purpose. Premium quality graphic tee, soft fabric, high-contrast print. Grab your size — no office dress code required
Description: A circular retro sunset scene depicting a person in a boat fishing. A large fish is jumping from the water, hooked to a line. The text "I CAN'T WORK TODAY MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is curved around the top and bottom of the circle. The scene features horizontal bands of color representing the sunset and water.
Description: If your longest commute in the last three years was to the kitchen — and you consider that a personal best — this shirt is your hall of fame moment. "My Commute Is 14 Steps" says everything without saying too much. You're not bragging. You're just reporting facts. Perfect gift for the remote worker, freelancer, or fully-distributed professional in your life. Great for birthdays, work anniversaries, or the day someone finally quits their office job for good. They'll wear it on their next video call background. On purpose. Premium quality graphic tee, soft fabric, high-contrast print. Grab your size — no office dress code required
Description: If your longest commute in the last three years was to the kitchen — and you consider that a personal best — this shirt is your hall of fame moment. "My Commute Is 14 Steps" says everything without saying too much. You're not bragging. You're just reporting facts. Perfect gift for the remote worker, freelancer, or fully-distributed professional in your life. Great for birthdays, work anniversaries, or the day someone finally quits their office job for good. They'll wear it on their next video call background. On purpose. Premium quality graphic tee, soft fabric, high-contrast print. Grab your size — no office dress code required
Description: Embrace the ultimate short commute with this retro 8-bit pixel art design reading "My Commute Is 10 Feet Work From Home Mode". It showcases an isometric view of a bedroom separated by just a small rug from a computer setup, complete with a character holding coffee. This gaming-inspired nostalgia aesthetic is a wonderful choice for programmers, web developers, and remote employees who love gamer vibes.
Description: Embrace Professional Boundaries With This Sarcastic Work Quote. Perfect For Employees, Managers, And Anyone Who Deals With Last-Minute Demands. Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency.
Your Lack Of Planning Is Not My Emergency Sarcastic Work Boundaries Employee Shorts
by Funny Animal Kings
$27
Description: A retro-style circular emblem features a silhouette of a person in a boat fishing, with a fish leaping from the water. The background consists of horizontal stripes in sunset colors of red, orange, yellow, and cream. The text 'I CAN'T WORK TODAY MY ARM IS IN A CAST' is curved around the top and bottom of the circle.
Description: A retro-style circular graphic featuring a sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and teal. A leaping fish with a lure in its mouth is central. Below, a silhouette of a person in a boat fishes. Text reads 'I CAN'T WORK TODAY' above and 'MY ARM IS IN A CAST' below. Anchors flank the lower text.
Description: A retro-style sunset with horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, and teal. A large fish is jumping towards a lure in the foreground. A silhouette of a person fishing from a boat is in the water below. The text "I CAN'T WORK TODAY" curves around the top of the sunset, and "MY ARM IS IN A CAST" is below.
Description: A funny work saying for anyone dealing with difficult customers or coworkers while keeping a smile on, perfect for retail, customer service, or office jobs. Great gift for a coworker having a rough week, a customer service worker, or anyone who jokes about faking patience at work.
Hardest Part Of My Job Is Being Nice To Stupid People Funny Work Gift Shorts
by Say It With Ink
$21 $27
Description: A festive composition styled as a Christmas tree with a white star at the top. The tree shape is formed by lines of white text reading "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR MY CODE TO WORK". Scattered snowflakes and small stars adorn the black background, adding to the holiday theme.
