Never Trust A Hippy Shorts
Description: Make a bold statement with this vintage-inspired “Never Trust A Hippy” design. Featuring a distressed retro look and edgy humor, it’s perfect for fans of counterculture, classic satire, and bold graphic art. Whether you’re into ironic statements, rebellious fashion, or just love eye-catching vintage designs, this piece delivers both humor and style. Ideal for those who like to stand out, spark conversation, and bring a dose of attitude to their collection. A must-have for lovers of retro aesthetics and edgy humor.
Description: Iconic underground subculture slogan design featuring the bold text "Never Trust A Hippy". Illustrated with a gritty, retro punk arlechin character holding a scythe, detailed with a hanging spider, tattoos, and alternative gothic clothing. Perfect edgy graphic apparel for punk rock fans, metalheads, skater grunge styles, and dark aesthetic lovers.
Description: The golden rule of any kitchen that takes good flavor seriously! Featuring the classic culinary mantra, "NEVER TRUST A SKINNY COOK," styled in bold, expressive brush lettering alongside a clever, ultra-thin sans-serif font for "SKINNY." Layered over a soft, hand-drawn sketch of a traditional chef’s toque hat, this design dishes out the perfect blend of kitchen humor, foodie swagger, and down-home cooking pride. An absolute must-have graphic for home chefs, grill masters, passionate bakers, grandmas who cook with love, and proud hearty eaters everywhere. Looks fantastic on heavy-duty kitchen aprons, BBQ grilling tees, oven mitts, chef tote bags, diner mugs, and laptop stickers!
Description: A black background features white bold text in a distressed style. At the top, "TRUST ME, I AM A" curves around a central graphic showing a wrench connecting three gears on each side. Below this, "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" is prominently displayed. The bottom section reads, "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG."
Description: A monochrome emblem style piece. The top curve reads "TRUST ME, I AM A". Below that are two gears and a wrench. Centered is the text "MECHANICAL". Prominently displayed below is the word "ENGINEER" in large block letters. The bottom text reads "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG."
Trust Me, I Am A Mechanical Engineer To Save Time, Let's Just Assume That I Am Never Wrong Shorts
by DRASA STUDIO DESIGN
$27
Description: A black background with white text and graphics. At the top, curved text reads "TRUST ME, I AM A". Below this are two gears and a wrench. Centered below is "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" in large block letters. At the bottom, text reads "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG".
Trust Me I Am A Mechanical Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I Am Never Wrong Shorts
by lauren dephyls studio
$27
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring text and mechanical elements. At the top, curved text reads 'TRUST ME, I AM A'. Below this, a wrench symbol with three gears is centered. The largest text states 'ENGINEER'. Beneath that, 'MECHANICAL' is displayed with gear icons on either side. Finally, two lines of smaller text read 'TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG'.
