New Me Shorts

Description: illustration of the two figures from the album cover of brand new's the devil and god are raging inside me.

Description: inspired by the album artwork

Description: My name is Hov! H to the OV

Description: i got a 20 dollar bill...

Description: brand new band logo with upside down flower cross

Description: Against-Me

Description: “I'll be coming for your love, okay?”

Description: also available in black for light surfaces

Description: STUDIO 54 NEW YORK DISCO NIGHTCLUB 2 shop

Description: Richard Hell illustration

Description: Aesthetic Talk to Me Horror Movie Graphic

Description: Take On Me By Carl , Dungeon Crawler Carl Karaoke, Princess Donut And Mongo, Dungeon Crawler Carl, New Achievement , Ride or Roar

Description: This unique quote design features the phrase I Saw You On 8th Avenue Drinking A Smoothie And You Paid Me No Mind. Perfect for anyone who loves funny sayings, urban observations, or New York City life.

Description: Dungeon Crawler Carl Princess Donut Matt Dinniman This Is An Outrage! New Achievement You Will Not Break Me Carl's Jug-O-Boom

Description: Escape from New York Kurt Russell You Tell Em I'm Coming And Hell's Coming With Me

Description: I already had a brain, a heart, and courage, so the wizard gave me a new knee! This funny quote design is perfect for knee replacement survivors, people recovering from knee surgery, orthopedic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys a clever twist on a classic fantasy theme. A fun choice for new knee warriors, joint replacement patients, and anyone facing recovery with humor and courage.

Description: Funny dog owner statement for dog lovers and pet enthusiasts. This design features the humorous text Do Not Ask Me For Life Advice You Will End Up With A New Dog, ideal for dog mom, dog dad, and pet parents.

Description: My Favorite People Call Me Pops

Description: Going to the gym sounds easy: pick up some weights, do a few exercises, and pretend you know what you're doing when someone walks past. Everything goes according to plan until your favorite piece of equipment decides to take a break from fitness and start a career in comedy. Suddenly, your workout turns into an unexpected episode of a slapstick show, and you're left wondering whether you should finish your sets or apply for a job as a stunt double. Meanwhile, everyone nearby is trying very hard to look concerned instead of admitting that I am 100% irrelevant to them. You came to build strength, not star in the gym's most curious story of the week. This funny saying is about a fake scenario in which the weights come to life and show me love.

Description: Consumer electronics manufacturers usually advertise faster microchips, stunning screen resolutions, and advanced computational capabilities. Convinced by promotional rhetoric, buyers invest substantial savings into premium upgraded hardware. Yet once fresh glass rectangles are unboxed on living room tables, user behavior remains completely unchanged. Nobody does hard things, modify complex features, or solve difficult mathematical problems. Instead, you launch internet browsers to stream identical low-resolution comedy clips, check basic weather reports, and scroll familiar discussion feeds. The processing horsepower increases tenfold, but human habits remain delightfully primitive. The humor mocks hardware upgrades for the same routines.

Description: A funny dog lover design for anyone who thinks a new dog can solve almost any problem. This playful saying turns ordinary life advice into a hilarious excuse for dog adoption, perfect for dog owners, dog moms, dog dads, and devoted dog lovers.

Description: A funny dog lover design for anyone who thinks a new dog can solve almost any problem. This playful saying turns ordinary life advice into a hilarious excuse for dog adoption, perfect for dog owners, dog moms, dog dads, and devoted dog lovers.

Description: If every problem ends with adopting another dog, this funny design is made for you. Perfect for proud dog lovers and pet parents.

Description: A funny warning for anyone whose life advice inevitably leads to adopting another dog.

Description: A funny dog lover design for anyone who thinks a new dog can solve almost any problem. This playful saying turns ordinary life advice into a hilarious excuse for dog adoption, perfect for dog owners, dog moms, dog dads, and devoted dog lovers.

Description: A funny dog design for anyone who gives terrible life advice with the best intentions. This sarcastic humor quote is perfect for dog owners and pet lovers who believe every problem can be solved with a new dog. Makes a hilarious birthday gift for your favorite chaotic friend. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: A funny dog design for anyone who gives terrible life advice with the best intentions. This sarcastic humor quote is perfect for dog owners and pet lovers who believe every problem can be solved with a new dog. Makes a hilarious birthday gift for your favorite chaotic friend. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: A tongue-in-cheek line for people whose life advice ends with a new dog. A humorous take on how casual conversations can lead to adopting a pup.

Description: New Found Glory Makes Me Sick vintage design featuring a skull, beer bottle, tropical palm trees, sunset, bold retro lettering and distressed punk artwork. A perfect graphic for New Found Glory fans, pop punk lovers, punk rock fans, alternative rock listeners, emo music fans, 90s and 2000s nostalgia lovers, vintage music shirt collectors and fans of classic band merchandise.

Description: Funny cat lover design for anyone whose answer to life's problems is simply getting another cat. Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, pet lovers, animal lovers, and anyone who believes every problem can be solved with more cats. A fun gift for cat lovers with a great sense of humor.

Description: Do Not Ask me for Life Advice You Will End Up with A New Dog

Description: Do Not Ask me for Life Advice You Will End Up with A New Cat

Description: Human League mk2 illustration

Description: This design is for New Parents, New Moms, and New Dads who understand the delicate balance of a sleeping baby. It features the complete text: Go Easy On Me My Baby Just Fell Asleep. Perfect for Motherhood, Fatherhood, and Parent Life.

Description: do not ask me for life advice. you will end up with a new dog.

Description: A funny dog design for anyone who gives terrible life advice with the best intentions. This sarcastic humor quote is perfect for dog owners and pet lovers who believe every problem can be solved with a new dog. Makes a hilarious birthday gift for your favorite chaotic friend. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!