Not Happy Shorts
Description: Willa Sibert Cather quote: I kept as still as I could. Nothing happened. I did not expect anything to happen. I was something that lay under the sun and felt it, like the pumpkins, and I did not want to be anything more. I was entirely happy. Perhaps we feel like that when we die and become a part of something entire, whether it is sun and air, or goodness and knowledge. At any rate, that is happiness; to be dissolved into something complete and great. When it comes to one, it comes as naturally as sleep.
Description: A white line-drawing composition on a black background featuring the text "BIRDS MAKE ME HAPPY ...HUMANS, NOT SO MUCH!". Surrounding the text are detailed drawings of five different types of birds. The style is monochromatic and illustrative, with fine lines detailing the feathers and features of each avian subject.
Description: A fierce bald eagle, American flag, crossed rifles, and bold anti-brainwashing patriotic slogan fill the design.
So Happy I Am Not a Brainwashed Anti American Piece of Shit flag and gun Shorts
by Youssef Gana Store
$27
Description: Show off your love for giant pups and witty humor with this "Newfoundlands Make Me Happy, You Not So Much" graphic design! Featuring a black silhouette of a Newfoundland dog set against a classic retro vintage 70s sunset backdrop with vibrant stripes of red, orange, yellow, and turquoise. Combined with bold white typography, this sarcastic design is perfect for Newfoundland dog owners, Newfie moms, dog dads, and introverted pet lovers. Ideal for custom t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, stickers, and hilarious gifts for dog lovers!
