Not Here Shorts

Description: DARE Parody - D.A.V.E. Daves Not Here A minimalist parody with maximum nostalgia. This design riffs on one of the most iconic stoner comedy moments ever recorded, delivering a deadpan punchline that fans instantly recognize. Bold, retro PSA-style lettering meets classic counterculture humor—perfect for fans of vintage comedy records, late-night laughs, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly timed “Who?” A subtle nod to Cheech & Chong, made for those who know… and know better than to open the door.

Description: Get motivated and make a statement with this trendy graphic tee. Perfect for the gym or everyday wear, this shirt is sure to turn heads. Stand out from the crowd and show off your passion for fitness with this unique design.

Description: A funny drawing of the zoom call meme where the lawyer gets stuck in a zoom cat filter and says I'm here live, I'm not a cat. In the top left panel is some blurred text. In the top right panel is a drawing of Bernie Sanders in mittens. In the bottom left panel is a drawing of Leonardo Dicaprio drinking wine with humor. In the bottom right panel is a lawyer that looks like a confused cat. One of the cat memes the internet finds funny. February 9th, 2021

Description: Dave’s not here man

Description: Aesthetic Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Movie Graphic

Description: Lawyer Cat T-Shirt. I'm Not A Cat Meme Shirt for Lawyer Cat Filter and Lawyer Kitten Meme lovers fans everywhere. Original Lawyer Cat Shirt Design featuring Lawyer Cat Design Artwork with 'better call Lawyer Cat', "I'm Here Live" and "I'm Not A Cat" artwork.

Description: Not Here For You

Description: White text for dark fabrics: "I'm Not Here Right Now... Try Later When I'm Here."

Description: Black text for light fabrics: "I'm Not Here Right Now... Try Later When I'm Here."

Description: Aesthetic Ready or Not 2: Here I Come movie Graphic

Description: Dave's Not Here, Man. - Funny Saying

Description: Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Description: Charles Darwin portrait and quote: We are not here concerned with hopes or fears only with truth as far as our reason permits us to discover it.

Description: It's not easy being my wife's arm candy, but here I am nailing it. A funny quote that delivers playful marriage humor with confident and self-aware attitude. This witty line leans into relationship comedy and sarcastic charm that married couples will instantly appreciate. A funny gift idea for husbands who enjoy funny quotes and marriage humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Lawyer Cat T-Shirt. I'm Not A Cat Meme Shirt for Lawyer Cat Filter and Lawyer Kitten Meme lovers fans everywhere. Original Lawyer Cat Shirt Design featuring Lawyer Cat Design Artwork with 'better call Lawyer Cat', "I'm Here Live" and "I'm Not A Cat" artwork.

Description: A clean replica of the T-shirt worn by John Lennon during “This Is Not Here” (1971), his collaborative conceptual art exhibition with Yoko Ono at the Everson Museum. Featuring bold, minimalist lettering, the shirt echoes the exhibition’s central idea: art as concept, not object. A simple and iconic deep-cut piece for fans of Lennon’s avant-garde era and rare cultural references.

Description: We’ll let this one speak for itself

Description: I’m Not Here To Judge. I’m Just Here To Point Out Your Mistakes.

Description: Just Here For The Fireworks Not The Fascism Funny Raccoon 4th of July

Description: A monochrome graphic with white text on a black background. The text reads, "Yes, I'm an engineer. No I will not fix your Insert device name here". A thin horizontal line is present below the last line of text.

Description: It's not easy being my wife's arm candy, but here I am nailing it. A funny quote that delivers playful marriage humor with confident and self-aware attitude. This witty line leans into relationship comedy and sarcastic charm that married couples will instantly appreciate. A funny gift idea for husbands who enjoy funny quotes and marriage humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: A funny drawing in gray and yellow of a cat wearing glasses saying I'm Here Live I'm Not a Cat. He is willing to take his zoom call over the internet, with the other lawyer and judge, once he has fixed the filter. This zoom cat has now been added to the pantheon of meme cats. I am sure the cat lawyer sees the humor in this i'm here live i'm not a cat meme.

Description: it's not easy to be jennifer's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy being my wife's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: Proud Member Of Too Old To Care Boomer Club Not Here Not Now Not My Problem The Last Generation That Didn't Ask Permission. Perfect for Boomers, retirees, and anyone celebrating a carefree generation.

Description: it's not easy being the best wife ever but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be jennifer's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy being my wife's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: Just Here For The Fireworks Not The Fascism Funny 4th of July

Description: Just Here For The Fireworks Not The Fascism Raccoon 4th of July

Description: it's not easy to be lisa's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be lisa's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be john's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be lisa's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be lisa's arm candy but here i am nailing it