Not Here Shorts

Description: DARE Parody - D.A.V.E. Daves Not Here A minimalist parody with maximum nostalgia. This design riffs on one of the most iconic stoner comedy moments ever recorded, delivering a deadpan punchline that fans instantly recognize. Bold, retro PSA-style lettering meets classic counterculture humor—perfect for fans of vintage comedy records, late-night laughs, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly timed “Who?” A subtle nod to Cheech & Chong, made for those who know… and know better than to open the door.

Description: A funny drawing of the zoom call meme where the lawyer gets stuck in a zoom cat filter and says I'm here live, I'm not a cat. In the top left panel is some blurred text. In the top right panel is a drawing of Bernie Sanders in mittens. In the bottom left panel is a drawing of Leonardo Dicaprio drinking wine with humor. In the bottom right panel is a lawyer that looks like a confused cat. One of the cat memes the internet finds funny. February 9th, 2021

Description: Dave’s not here man

Description: White text for dark fabrics: "I'm Not Here Right Now... Try Later When I'm Here."

Description: Aesthetic Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Movie Graphic

Description: Lawyer Cat T-Shirt. I'm Not A Cat Meme Shirt for Lawyer Cat Filter and Lawyer Kitten Meme lovers fans everywhere. Original Lawyer Cat Shirt Design featuring Lawyer Cat Design Artwork with 'better call Lawyer Cat', "I'm Here Live" and "I'm Not A Cat" artwork.

Description: Not Here For You

Description: Black text for light fabrics: "I'm Not Here Right Now... Try Later When I'm Here."

Description: Aesthetic Ready or Not 2: Here I Come movie Graphic

Description: Dave's Not Here, Man. - Funny Saying

Description: Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

Description: Charles Darwin portrait and quote: We are not here concerned with hopes or fears only with truth as far as our reason permits us to discover it.

Description: It's not easy being my wife's arm candy, but here I am nailing it. A funny quote that delivers playful marriage humor with confident and self-aware attitude. This witty line leans into relationship comedy and sarcastic charm that married couples will instantly appreciate. A funny gift idea for husbands who enjoy funny quotes and marriage humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: Lawyer Cat T-Shirt. I'm Not A Cat Meme Shirt for Lawyer Cat Filter and Lawyer Kitten Meme lovers fans everywhere. Original Lawyer Cat Shirt Design featuring Lawyer Cat Design Artwork with 'better call Lawyer Cat', "I'm Here Live" and "I'm Not A Cat" artwork.

Description: A clean replica of the T-shirt worn by John Lennon during “This Is Not Here” (1971), his collaborative conceptual art exhibition with Yoko Ono at the Everson Museum. Featuring bold, minimalist lettering, the shirt echoes the exhibition’s central idea: art as concept, not object. A simple and iconic deep-cut piece for fans of Lennon’s avant-garde era and rare cultural references.

Description: The ultimate funny and highly relatable design for introverted plant parents and backyard gardeners. A hilarious and sarcastic quote for anyone who just wants to quietly admire their green babies in absolute peace, without any interruptions, small talk, or answering any questions.

Description: We’ll let this one speak for itself

Description: it's not easy to be brad's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: It's not easy being my wife's arm candy, but here I am nailing it. A funny quote that delivers playful marriage humor with confident and self-aware attitude. This witty line leans into relationship comedy and sarcastic charm that married couples will instantly appreciate. A funny gift idea for husbands who enjoy funny quotes and marriage humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father's Day, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!

Description: I’m Not Here To Judge. I’m Just Here To Point Out Your Mistakes.

Description: Just Here For The Fireworks Not The Fascism Funny Raccoon 4th of July

Description: It's Not Easy Being My Wife's Arm Candy But Here I Am Nailing It

Description: A monochrome graphic with white text on a black background. The text reads, "Yes, I'm an engineer. No I will not fix your Insert device name here". A thin horizontal line is present below the last line of text.

Description: A funny drawing in gray and yellow of a cat wearing glasses saying I'm Here Live I'm Not a Cat. He is willing to take his zoom call over the internet, with the other lawyer and judge, once he has fixed the filter. This zoom cat has now been added to the pantheon of meme cats. I am sure the cat lawyer sees the humor in this i'm here live i'm not a cat meme.

Description: it's not easy to be Pamela's arm candy but here i am nailing it design

Description: Grumpy Cat Design For Coffee Drinkers And Not A Morning Person Audience. Features The Text I'm Here I'm Awake Don't Push It.

Description: it's not easy being the best wife ever but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy being my wife's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be jennifer's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: I'm Not Mean I'm Just Honest The Truth Hurts Here, Take A Band Aid

Description: it's not easy being the best wife ever but here i am nailing it

Description: it's not easy to be jennifer's arm candy but here i am nailing it

Description: I'm Not Mean I'm Just Honest The Truth Hurts Here, Take A Band Aid

Description: it's not easy being the best wife ever but here i am nailing it

Description: I'm Not Mean I'm Just Honest The Truth Hurts Here, Take A Band Aid