Not In The Script Shorts
The Four Dragons of Tolkien in Elvish Script Shorts
by Kip Rasmussen Tolkien Art
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Description: We're werewolves, not swearwolves! Fan art inpsired by the hit mockumentary and TV show What We Do in the Shadows. Hand drawn design by Anna Hof of Hof Draws
What We Do in the Shadows Werewolves Not Swearwolves Fan Art Shorts
by HofDraws
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.
"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Shorts
by TheBestWords
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Werewolf (not swearwolf) (What We Do in the Shadows) Shorts
by koomalaama
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Description: Alexandre Dumas quote: People, in general, only ask advice not to follow it; or if they do follow it, it is for the sake of having someone to blame for having given it.
Alexandre Dumas quote: People, in general, only ask advice not to follow it; or if they do follow it, it is for the sake of having someone to blame for having given it. Shorts
by artbleed2
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Description: Isaac Newton quote: “I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”
Description: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel quote: The one who merely flees is not yet free. In fleeing he is still conditioned by that from which he flees.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel quote: The one who merely flees is not yet free. In fleeing he is still conditioned by that from which he flees. Shorts
by artbleed2
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Description: Daphne du Maurier portrait and quote: I wondered how many people there were in the world who suffered, and continued to suffer, because they could not break out from their own web of shyness and reserve, and in their blindness and folly built up a great distorted wall in front of them that hid the truth.
Description: Émile Zola quote: Oh, that's typical of you modern young men; you've nibbled at science and it's made you ill, because you've not been able to satisfy that old craving for the absolute that you absorbed in your nurseries. You'd like science to give you all the answers at one go, whereas we're only just beginning to understand it, and it'll probably never be anything but an eternal quest. And so you repudiate science, you fall back on religion, and religion won't have you any more. Then you relapse into pessimism...Yes, it's the disease of our age, of the end of the century...
The Script 2026 Man In The Arena Tour Dates Concert Band Shorts
by Sonasunie
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Description: The Script, Man In The Arena Tour 2026 Music Lover Gift The Script Band Concert
The Script, Man In The Arena Tour 2026 Music Lover Gift The Script Band Concert Shorts
by MischiefMuffinWorks
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Description: Clarice Lispector quote: I do not know much. But there are certain advantages in not knowing. Like virgin territory, the mind is free of preconceptions. Everything I do not know forms the greater part of me: This is my largesse. And with this I understand everything. The things I do not know constitute my truth.
Clarice Lispector quote: I do not know much. But there are certain advantages in not knowing. Like virgin territory, the mind is free of preconceptions. Shorts
by artbleed2
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The Script Man In The Arena Tour 2026 Shorts
by LaughingCloudStudio
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The Script Man in the Arena Tour 2026 Shorts
by LaughingCloudStudio
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Description: H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. Shorts
by artbleed2
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Retro Skeleton Halloween Funny The number you have dialed is not in service Shorts
by Trendixart
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Description: Looking for a darkly funny twist on Halloween candy traditions? This absurd saying turns the classic stranger-danger scenario into a ridiculous joke about checking the candy before getting into a van, perfect for fans of dark humor, spooky-season jokes, and sarcastic one-liners. A playful Halloween gag gift for friends who appreciate edgy humor and bizarre seasonal laughs. Available on shirts, hats, mugs, stickers, and more!
I Gotta See the Candy First, Then I Get in the Van, I'm Not Stupid - Halloween Dark Humor Saying (Sunset) Shorts
by Lorethan T-Shirts
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Description: A cheerful golden retriever in a party hat proudly holds a chewed-up sneaker, surrounded by balloons and confetti, under the words "Gotcha Day Anniversary, Still Not Sorry About the Shoes." Made for rescue dog moms and dads who have lost a few pairs of shoes along the way and would not trade their pup for anything. A fun pick for gotcha day, adoption anniversaries, or birthdays.
Gotcha Day Anniversary Still Not Sorry About the Shoes Funny Golden Retriever Rescue Dog in Party Hat with Chewed Sneaker, Dog Mom Gift Shorts
by SmashYou Warllow
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Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Ways Get In My Way
I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Ways Get In My Way Shorts
by Hanida Fahd
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Description: not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there
not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there Shorts
by Treutel Lubowitz
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Description: Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.
Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present. Shorts
by artbleed2
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Description: I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Wals Get In My Way
I'm Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Wals Get In My Way Shorts
by Hanida Fahd
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Description: This design is for short people and individuals who experience height struggles. The humorous saying 'I'm Doing Really Well For Someone Who's Not Tall Enough To Reach Half The Shit In Their Own House' captures the daily challenges of being vertically challenged. A witty gift for anyone dealing with not being tall enough.
I'm Doing Really Well For Someone Who's Not Tall Enough To Reach Half The Shit In Their Own House Short Person Humor Shorts
by Fatimora-shirts
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