Not The One Shorts

Description: A minimal typography design of the Manousos quote I am not one of them I wish to save the world, in yellow text.

Description: A tribute to the code words from One Battle After Another.

Description: Murasaki Shikibu quote: “So much for their looks; but their characters - that is a much more difficult matter. We all have our quirks and no one is ever all bad. Then again, it is not possible for everyone to be all things all of the time: attractive, restrained, intelligent, tasteful and trustworthy. We are all different and it is often difficult to know on which aspect to dwell.”

Description: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel quote: The one who merely flees is not yet free. In fleeing he is still conditioned by that from which he flees.

Description: Charles Darwin portrait and quote: A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Description: A white ghost-like figure with large cartoon eyes and a wide smile holds a speech bubble. The speech bubble contains white text stating, "I AM SORRY, I CANNOT FULFILL THE REQUEST AS THE IMAGE HAS A BROWN BACKGROUND, NOT AN BLACK ONE.". The background is black with white stars.

Description: George Sand quote: Nothing is so easy and so common as to deceive one's self when one does not lack wit and is familiar with all the niceties of the language. Language is a prostitute queen who descends and rises to all rôles, disguises herself, arrays herself in fine apparel, hides her head and effaces herself; an advocate who has an answer for everything, who has always foreseen everything, and who assumes a thousand forms in order to be right. The most honorable of men is he who thinks best and acts best, but the most powerful is he who is best able to talk and write.

Description: The Sweedish Chef's Kiss

Description: A cartoon-style graphic showing four diverse people with smiling faces against a black background. Above them are speech and thought bubbles containing text. One large bubble reads 'I AM UNABLE TO PRODUCE A VISUAL DESCRIPTION WITH A BLACK BACKGROUND, AS THE SUPPLIED IMAGE DOES NOT CONTAIN ONE.' Another says 'IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN HELP WITH' next to a question mark bubble.

Description: I’m Not That Perfect Christian, I’m The One Who Knows I Need Jesus - Personalized

Description: NOTICE: Unless You Can Walk On Water, You Are Not The Chosen One. - funny warning signs

Description: Edward Abbey quote: My loyalties will not be bound by national borders, or confined in time by one nation's history, or limited in the spiritual dimension by one language and culture. I pledge my allegiance to the damned human race, and my everlasting love to the green hills of Earth, and my intimations of glory to the singing stars, to the very end of space and time.

Description: This humorous family quote design features the saying I'm Not My Mother's Golden Child, But I Was The First One She Thought Of Whenever The Cops Showed Up. Perfect for the rebellious son, mischievous daughter, or humorous sibling who embraces their role as the family troublemaker.

Description: W. E. B. Du Bois quote: There is but one coward on earth, and that is the coward that dare not know.

Description: i'm not one of the sheep design

Description: Michael Jackson distressed retro graphic — a bold vintage design for true Michael Jackson fans and collectors. Perfect gift for fans of michael jackson, king of pop, billie jean, jackson, smooth criminal. Soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. A timeless graphic tee and vintage merch for real fans everywhere. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true fans. Retro apparel and vintage graphic tees for true.

Description: My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy But I'm Not The One Who Married Me design

Description: My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy But I'm Not The One Who Married Me design

Description: Let the good times roll and the drinks keep flowing! This bright and festive Mardi Gras design features a colorful cocktail decorated with a party umbrella and beads, surrounded by sparkling gold confetti. Framed by the hilarious party quote, "If I'm Not on the Floor, Pour Me One More," rendered in bold patterns like leopard print, checkerboard, and classic diamond harlequin scales. It’s the ultimate graphic for New Orleans travelers, Mardi Gras festival goers, party lovers, and anyone celebrating Fat Tuesday with high energy and plenty of cheer.

Description: Michael shirt Jackson pride — "Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one". vintage screen-print pop king design for Michael fans and Jackson collectors — king of pop, jackson, billie jean, moonwalker, smooth criminal, mj. Perfect Michael graphic tee Jackson gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Jackson lovers fabric — Michael spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1982.

Description: My Wife Thinks I'm Crazy But I'm Not The One Who Married Me. Funny husband marriage humor for married men. Perfect husband gift for spouse, dad, or any funny married person.

Description: A humorous and clever design featuring a witty twist on a classic song lyric with floating otters. Great for animal lovers with a sense of humor.

Description: My Wife Thinks I'm Crazy But I'm Not The One Who Married Me. This funny design is perfect for husbands and married men, showcasing witty marriage humor and husband life.

Description: For everyone raised on the Southern rock jam pioneers from Macon, Georgia: "And I've got one more silver dollar Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider", reimagined in boho-inspired style. Hand-sketched botanicals and muted sunset shades give it a relaxed, free-roaming vibe. Made for road-trip singers, vinyl hunters and lifelong fans. An easy gift for birthdays, holidays or any fan who lives for live music.

Description: U2 anthemic rock shirt — "We're one, but we're not the same, we get to carry each other". vintage screen-print design for U2 fans, alt rock, post punk, rock band gift, 80s rock, thejoshuatree, achtungbaby lovers and collectors. The perfect U2 gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days — soft high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash. Since 2004.

Description: Exposes the comfort behind fence-sitting for those whose safety was never in question. Detachment is a luxury—not a virtue. Makes a great gift for allies, truth-tellers, and anyone who sees the difference.

Description: Allman shirt Brothers pride — "And I've got one more silver dollar Not gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider". vintage screen-print southern rock design for Allman fans and Brothers collectors — southern rock, 70s rock, jam band, blues rock, eatapeach, brothersandsisters. Perfect Allman graphic tee Brothers gift for concerts, birthdays, holidays and record store days. Soft, high-quality Brothers lovers fabric — Allman spirit built to last wash after wash. Since 1973.

Description: 2547 25th Amendment Subtle Anti-Trump.

Description: Gertrude Stein quote: The one thing that everybody wants is to be free...not to be managed, threatened, directed, restrained, obliged, fearful, administered, they want none of these things they all want to feel free, the word discipline, and forbidden and investigated and imprisoned brings horror and fear into all hearts, they do not want to be afraid not more than is necessary in the ordinary business of living where one has to earn one's living and has to fear want and disease and death....The only thing that any one wants now is to be free, to be let alone, to live their life as they can, but not to be watched, controlled and scared, no no, not.

Description: Ludwig Wittgenstein quote: To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

Description: A perfectly innocent pigeon with a suspicious amount of attitude. “I’m Not the One Making the Mess” is a playful excuse for anyone who prefers to deny responsibility and look completely unbothered. A fun choice for pigeon lovers, bird fans and people with a sarcastic sense of humor.

Description: I'm Not One Of The Sheep

Description: I'm Not One Of The Sheep

Description: I'm Not One Of The Sheep

Description: I'm Not One Of The Sheep

Description: A sleek, yellow dog with silky ears sits upright beside a steaming cup of coffee, eyeing it as though it were a priceless treasure. Their head tilts slightly, conveying an air of disdain for distractions. Meet Arwen Greystone, a proud and discerning companion who guards their brew with noble resolve.